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charming die hard supporter of Manchester united

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Bad Hombre
Bad Hombre@Badhombre·
Somalia is 98% ethnic Somali. Japan is 98% ethnic Japanese. The average IQ in Somalia is 68. The average IQ in Japan is 106. The murder rate in Somalia is 5.6 per 100,000. The murder rate in Japan is 0.23 per 100,000. Rape and sexual assault rate in Somalia is 60 per 100,000 people. Rape and sexual assault rate in Japan is less than 1 per 100,000 people. Somalia’s corruption score is 72/100 (very corrupt). Japan’s corruption score is 9/100 (least corrupt). Homogeneity is important. Genetics is more important.
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam... Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵'𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺.
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𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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Chidimma Blessing Noblelady
A popular pastor came out to declare that he needs a wife for his mentally disabled male church member. The guy in question had Autism and was unstable, but frequently had sexual urges. The pastor didn't want to arrange any girl to satisfy his urge, so he came out to ask if any woman was interested in getting married to the guy. And promised that any woman who marries the autistic guy would enjoy benefits. Fully sponsored wedding Monthly Salary Free accommodation in an estate. Unlimited supply of foodstuffs. Vacation to any country of choice. Lots of people dragged the pastor and wanted tearing him apart 😂 I was shocked today to see that a woman agreed to marry the autistic guy and they did their wedding today. First frame: Pastor open proposal Second frame: Their wedding today Ahhhh, God abeg oo 😂😂
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Nzioka Muli
Nzioka Muli@nziokamul1·
I don't know who was the biggest magician; The one who convinced Africans that God had a son that died thousands of years ago for sins they'd commit later and didn't bother telling them & send pale skins to notify them. Or; The one who convinced Africans that the sun is harmful.
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V🌊@veloriahq·
𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦, “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦? 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯, 𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰?” 𝘐 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, “𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘥.”
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Karomo Richú
Karomo Richú@tonykaromo·
Nobody wants you to know this but if you coil naked copper wires on a stick, then stick one end to the soil and the other pointing upwards, plants become lush, more leafy and more produce. I learnt this from my cucu in her onions/berries space. I saw it in a farm today in Kiambu.
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KOT OCS👮👮
KOT OCS👮👮@WaruiJohn2·
Crown Love is the greatest Riddim of all time then followed by Bubble Gum Riddim
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V🌊@veloriahq·
𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘐’𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯.
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
The IRS got suspicious that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff, so they sent an agent to investigate. The agent climbed aboard the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board. “Then there’s this mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does almost all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.” The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to — the mentally challenged one.” The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
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Fact
Fact@Fact·
The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
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Intelligence Analyst
Intelligence Analyst@reutersaf·
Something major is coming from Afghanistan, and intelligence agencies from China and Russia are already aware of it, they have informed Pakistan about huge potential thread and both China and Russia are stepping in to mediate before it actually happens. This is one of the reasons Pakistan has been trying to cancel all sporting events in the country.
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Fact
Fact@Fact·
We're more closely related to a mushroom, than a mushroom is related to plants.
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Ghost Writer ✍️
Ghost Writer ✍️@Prezain_LJ·
1. Céline Dion - Goodbye (The Saddest Word) 2. Ed Sheeran - Supermarket Flowers 3. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go 4. Passenger - Let Her Go 5. Ed Sheeran - Visiting Hours 6. Bruno Mars - When I Was Your Man 7. NF - How Could You Leave Us 8. Labrinth - Jealous 9. Birdy - Skinny Love 10. Gnash Ft. Olivia O’Brien - I Hate U, I Love U 11. Elton John - Candle In The Wind 12. Westlife - Unbreakable 13. Toni Braxton - Un-break My Heart 14. Michael Learns To Rock - 25 Minutes 15. Eminem - You’re Never Over 16. James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover 17. Christina Aguilera - Hurt 18. Dean Lewis - How Do I Say Goodbye 19. Sam Smith - For The Lover That I Lost 20. Westlife - I’ll See You Again 21. Lukas Graham Ft. Khalid - Wish You Were Here 22. Wiz Khalifa Ft. Charlie Puth - See You Again 23. Justin Bieber - Ghost 24. Juice WRLD - Legends 25. Lil Uzi Vert Ft. Nicki Minaj - The Way Life Goes (Remix) 26. Billie Eilish - Listen Before I Go 27. Eric Clapton - Tears In Heaven 28. Chord Overstreet - Hold On 29. Philip Philips - Gone, Gone, Gone 30. Coldplay - Fix You 31. Taylor Swift - Marjorie 32. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You 33. R.E.M - Everybody Hurts 34. Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U 35. Avril Lavigne - Slipped Away 36. Lady Gaga - Joanne 37. James Blunt - Monsters 38. The Beatles - Blackbird 39. Chris Brown Ft. Kendrick Lamar - Autumn Leaves 40. P!nk - Who Knew 41. Mariah Carey Ft. West Life - Against All Odds 42. Adele - Someone Like You 43. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved 44. Tyler, The Creator - Are We Still Friends? 45. Lorde - Supercut 46. Westlife - Soledad 47. Boyz II Men - End Of The Road 48. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black 49. Halsey - Without Me 50. Chike - Out Of Love
Ghost Writer ✍️@Prezain_LJ

I just created a Spotify playlist of 50 songs centered on grief, losing a loved one, heartbreak, sadness in general, and moving on. If you have ever lost a loved one or you are going through emotional trauma from a toxic relationship, I made this playlist for you. I will quote this tweet with the songs, and in the comment section of that quoted tweet, you will find the Spotify link. Even the saddest hearts will genuinely smile again.

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Pepe Escobar
Pepe Escobar@RealPepeEscobar·
"Planet Earth is not blue / And there's nothing I can do" The first image from Russia's brand new Elektro-L satellite - launched from Baikonur in February.
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Alexander Dugin
Alexander Dugin@AGDugin·
Black flags of Khorasan. This is the literal fulfillment of the prophecy.
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