Muufti

Interest free, comes with negotiable payment terms and sometimes written off as bad debt. What a concept.

New week, new opportunities 👏

@n_hold lmao lil 5yo squad claimin you as the block homie? wholesome af bro you officially the cool neighbor now.

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Wai Malamin addini ke takama da Tinubu, har da posting din hoto. These are the people Shehu Danfodio would call Ulama as-Su'.

@nurgubio It was those 3s he kept making….And they just couldn’t stop Maxey…Btw 99-96 and they missed about 10 shots half of those wide open ….

@muuftiahmad Can’t even get past washed pg and embiid. Nuke that team😂😂

this week, i've only budgeted one laugh which is likely to be used on Friday.

it's full grown men still doing "bros before hoes" mahn, it's your woman, not a hoe? you're not 19 anymore, grow up.

No be until I die ooo

My issue is simple: I dislike women who focus solely on the negatives of men and the positives of women, and I dislike men who focus solely on the negatives of women, and the positives of men. I don’t like people who think their sex is uniquely good and the opposite sex is uniquely evil. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to share critical truths about the opposite sex. Unflattering wisdom should not be conveniently hand-waved or dismissed as hate, because it’s uncomfortable to hear. Gripes often do contain real kernels of truth. Resentments do not happen without cause, nor occur in a vacuum. But if that is your fixation, if your fixation is always on the negatives of your opposite and you are so utterly and totally blind to their beauty to the extent you don’t even think it exists - that says far more about you than it does about them. The ugliness you see in them, is in you. You have stared too long into the abyss, until the abyss stared back into you: and devoured you.

@Awamaridiii 😂

I was sitting with my dad outside, and someone shouted, "The law!" I turned but I didn't recognise the person, so I was a bit confused, only for me to look to my side and see my dad waving back at the person🤨 Apparently, people are calling my daddy "The law," and when I asked why, he said, "Is it easy to train a lawyer through school?"😭😭

disgusting final effort by this team with a chance for the lead. see yall next season ✌🏽

Burn the whole fucking team to the ground….Unacceptable

Make your fvcking shots Aarrghhhh

If the Celtics don’t win tonight I’m crashing out and throwing my life away

@Isirmdjr Asin

Women ehn, instead of you to work on your character you dey find mumu man wey go tolerate am 😂😂

So Atiku wants to keep running until he runs mad?

A green flag: She can be upset and still talk to you respectfully. That’s self-control.