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@anmnapoli In bocca alle vostre madri. Mi avete bloccato su facebook. L'S2 anche oggi non ha rispettato gli orari. Cristo di dio dovete bruciarci. Avete rotto i stra cazzo di coglioni

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Taylor Swift made an album of 31 songs and they all sound like Samsung ringtones

Microslop

Why is your lake-draining clanker AI spreading false info @Google @GeminiApp? We would never collaborate with N*tflix! Yuck! I'm curious what atrocious falsehoods appear for everyone else when they Google search for "slither.io Netflix"! Reply with screenshots!

"This Disney DVD is enhanced with-" *desperately searches for remote*

welp Breach went #1. why did this make me so happy i teared up a little? NOT A LOT. a little. 10 years ago i didn’t even really understand what a #1 album meant, but then ever since blurryface i kind of really wanted it again, but never got it. then i stopped wanting it and just wrote an album for you. for us. and that’s when you guys showed up bigger than ever. you did this. buying vinyl, or a box set, or going to listening events, or streaming and telling other people. thank you so much. this is the most proud i’ve ever been to be a part of this band. if you only knew how many industry people are confused right now. wait, what? yeah. we did.

and? lady gaga was only 23 when she released THIS

new cd finished. 14 tracks. its called "regional at best". cant wait for you to hear it guys. late june/early july. be on the look out.

@east_is_d0wn guns for hands🥹

age check except i actually wanna know what the first song that REALLY got you into tøp was.

at the risk of feeling dumb deserved to be played live. and i'm never gonna shut up about it 🥺

@anmnapoli chiavate

🚇❌️𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐚 𝟏: per problemi tecnici, dalle ore 06.00 è ferma sull'intera tratta. Ci scusiamo per il disagio.

oh goodbye clancy era, you were so special to me

@kaylabandito proved racist???

just found a tyler hate page in the ripe year of 2025

@anmnapoli la lotamma della gente siete

‼️🚇❌𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐋𝟏: dalle ore 14 di sabato 15 a tutta domenica 16 marzo il servizio è sospeso. A copertura della tratta attiva navetta bus. Info in dettaglio sul sito web anm 👉 is.gd/1Z7oEf

@7etsuo switch to affinity!

@anmnapoli sucate

⚠❌🚇Metro Linea 1: dalle ore 17:30 ferma sull' intera tratta.

@anmnapoli cacatevi addosso

❗️❗️⚠️❌🚇Metro Linea 1: dalle ore 13:45 il servizio è temporaneamente sospeso sull'intera tratta

- May I take a picture of your dog? - Sure. - Siri, what kind of dog is this?