I'm the Plug

if you gave up on me while i was getting my shit together .. i appreciate you

Whenever someone starts a statement or an argument with, "Me as a doctor" "Me as a professor" "Me as a lawyer" "Me as a journalist" "Me as an expert" Whatever the person is going to say next is bulshit and to gaslight you. Don't even respond.

Real men suffer in private because they know nobody cares.

Whoever wins the PSG-Bayern tie has to win the final for the sake of the game

Burnley whenever they score a goal

Kila mtu tu " My mum is the best" Aje sasa na basi hawa secretary roho chafu ni mama ya kina nani.

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

Mtura nayo huuzwa jioni ndio kila mtu akaharie nyumbani

Munga.. Life & Times of A Trapper Scar... Mziza Season Sewersydaa.. Relapse ..Stress natoa wapi jameni.®️®️

Chelsea kuna kateam tutashika shingo vizuri kumamae katalipia izo dhambi zote😐

A woman can leave a caring, compassionate, loving man who is also a hardworking present father, accuse him of "cheating" only to go and become a second or third wife or a side chick of a man who doesn't care.

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors

Maombi ya chakula sasa unataja viongozi wa nchi kwa nini? Please check on that

Mathe aliwahi buy mtura ya kutega panya mimi nikafyeka. Mzae alikuwa anaokotwa

How ladies contribute for alcohol 👩🏾 👩🏿 👩🏽 300/= 300/= 300/= How guys contribute for alcohol 🧑🏾‍🦲 👩🏿‍🦲 🧑🏽‍🦲 10000 /= 🚗 👩🏾👩🏽👩🏿

Timberland imefika kwa kiuno?

@Melo_Malebo Akili mtu wangu

Sometimes you show up prepared, polished, and ready…and it still doesn’t go your way. I didn’t get the job guys. 💔

Sikuizi niliwacha kudisturb random girls unaona dem anakaa fity ameweza but mkianza conversation unapata ako na mashida mingi hadi unaregreat talking to her.

@Sirnewtonnn @ManLikeTaqwa

High-school was crazy, ulikuwa unaibiwa adi maji ya kuoga.