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I need a nickname for my girlfriend that sounds like she's beautiful

@MrBeast I'm poor guy from Kenya. Don't like this

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@polo_kimanii I used to count steps nikienda mahali ndio nikirudi nisipotee

If god decides to punish you and one day you find yourself relocating to a place called Pipeline in Nairobi,I would advise you buy a very long rope that goes about 3 kilometers. Because one thing about pipeline is you will get lost. Completely. Everything looks looks like everything when you’re new there. Unaweza hamia ploti,alafu jioni ukitoka kununua managu upate nyumba imepotea.And you cant really know where to start,nyumba zote constituency mzima zinafanana,alafu ni mingi,mimi kuna jamaa najua alipoteza nyumba namna iyo tu. Alinipigia saa nne akaniambia nyumba imepotea na hajui atalala wapi. He had to come all the way to ngara. Kesho yake sunday ni kuamkia sasa kutafuta nyumba tukiuliza watu wa ploti kama walimuona huko jana akihama. Bwana we lost a whole bedsitter like that. Hakuna mtu alimuona. Pipeline ukihama,funga kamba kwa kiuno ufungie kwa mlango ukienda nje,masaa ya kurudi unafuata kamba yako kama 3 wise men wakifuta nyota ile silu walikua wanatafuta yesu. Awuoro sana pipeline!

@SomoinaKapeen Kwani amehama

If You still think God is a person seated in the sky ukona a loooong way to go

@kamauwaruhiu At your age? Do you still go for field engineering ?

It rained all night the sound of rain hitting iron sheets is the only reason I would never go for a flat roof . Plus it sound like people cheering during horizontal athletics.

@murugyy One day cancer will be defeated. You are a heroin

I did it!10hrs 34mins&I was done with my 13th Chemotherapy cycle in my battle against Mixed connective tissue disease. I'm a fighter!

@SomoinaKapeen You don't need a fence while I can protect you

Keensight doing great things huku kwa sight!

@Osama_otero Na mwenye anavuta hadi bangi😭

Kama your baby mama ni alcoholic wewe jua tu umekosea mtoi wako vibaya sana.

@KE_MrBlack Nishai enda kutoa nikapata hana

In my twelve years experience of removing panties I have never removed a green one😂

@SomoinaKapeen Water?

Speak to Mother Nature. Talk to the trees…birds.. She listens..

@SomoinaKapeen Elon is in business of making money and satisfied his curiosity

Elon akiongea story za Mars huwa unaamini ni the planet Mars? 😂😂

@TechFabrizoo @B3laze Why

@B3laze Don't try saving her or you'll hate your life hehe

Ukiwa needy uyu atakumaliza lmao

@_Briankorir @B3laze Why

@B3laze And don't dare trying to "save her" from the addiction 😂

@Nick_tradesKe1 Great one

Weekend at Nyandarua to inspect my farm projects The dairy farming project has so far costed 130k just to bring all materials required Building starts from next week I will be so much satisfied to see this project completed

@kamauwaruhiu Shida ya wazee ni gani. Just use a cooker

Good night kids .

@dennymwangi @JudyWagathigi Sad truth my niece 1yr old died there last month

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Any medic working in murang'a? We want some positive comments and see how it's fairing.

“He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch.” — Jean-Luc Godard

@polo_kimanii Can I use this in my residence in Karen?

If any of your bosses just finished Building offices and are looking for Electrical Entry systems,let them know we have these Hydraulic Bollards. Works automatically with the Licence Recognition cameras Total cost is - 1,450,000kes📍 Tax Exl ©️Keensight.co.ke LTD

@Josh001J @realskeka Maggie namjua small world

Nilifanyiwa hivo sikuamini. Mkamba wa kitui anaishi hostel za MKU. Tulijuana same day na akajileta same day. Alafu akaniblock.

@georgediano Nataka zile towels ndogo na warm water. Iko?

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