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Never forget Miguel Cabrera's long-running gag of rubbing Adrian Beltre's head to provoke a reaction. 😂 #DNMW #RepDetroit

Painful watch Starter needed almost 100 pitches to not even get through 4 Guys fumbling the ball in the field + Workman AWFUL throwing error ⬇️ Bullpen of Mud Hens gives up 7 Bats go 0-9 RISP There’s gotta be a better way to spend my nights #DNMW

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.@jasonbenetti #raindelayquestions Fan living in Phoenix so the game is on behind my work laptop. Was there an update on the Umpire? Is he okay?

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Fuckin' Peter Merkin...

Isn't any rain in Phoenix considered heavy?

US states but the first letter is missing

Senators who have unlimited sick days and make $174,000 TAXPAYER dollars per year had the nerve to vote against giving rail workers 7 sick days.

@ParissAthena Once in Japan and then in ATL. Couldn't eat ramen for the remaining time I was there. Recently from an N. Atlanta Asian buffet. I want to say I know the oyster that did it, but that's not how it works. Norovirus. Wouldn't wish it on my enemy. Drink Gatorade or Pedialyte

Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document

@tjmule Sounds like the next opening should be marked for naptime

Wish i got better pictures of the rest of @joywave but what a great show last night!

Seniors in high school in Oklahoma can carry an AR-15 without a permit but are banned from reading To Kill a Mockingbird.

3 hours behind is kinda butt

time lapse of the dust storm in phoenix rn that has me clenching my butt cheeks

@ParissAthena It's called "Revenge bedtime procrastination." Just trying to regain some personal time for what you feel lost from work/chores whatever

@torytho @ArielDumas Oh boy, please stick to your boiled chicken breasts and stop wasting beef if that's how you're going to treat it

EMERGENCY: I just had a FLASHBACK to a GUY I DATED whose MOTHER had taught him to RINSE GROUND BEEF in a COLANDER after BROWNING it 🚨🚨🚨🔪😭🐄

@tjmule It's like escalation is the only tactic they understand unless they say its a mental health issue that later they can continue to cut funding towards

When a party requires to see a human born but refuses to support it after birth, what are their real intentions?