Stephen Willis

@Microsoft you people SUCK!!!!

@YouTube auto-dubbing content is the dumbest thing you people have ever come up with.

@Photoshop so what if I never want to be forced to go through a tutorial when I open photoshop ever again?

Threads reminds me of the early days of Twitter, except it’s not new or exciting to update your status from the toilet anymore. It’s just the expectation at this point. You’re not fooling anyone at work when you take your phone to the bathroom.

Meow.

@POTUS fuck you, you’re a piece of shit.

@PeiWei I don’t recall when you updated your menu, but it was a horrible update. I mean, taking away 1/3 of the ingredients on the Pad Thai is a dumb move. I’d much rather pay more for the old Pad Thai than whatever garbage I just ate.

If you're reading this, I hope you're winning. 👊🏾

Everybody wants to skip the 'hard times create strong men' phase, but you can't.

I remember when Jack Dorsey became the CEO for the second time and came back promising new features only to pussy out 3 months in. Twitter literally hasn’t changed since.

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

in case u need to lose a boner fast

Damn, one of the main reasons I abandoned Twitter. 10k followers and at least 3/4 were spam or some other garbage.

If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!

@WordPress the block editor is stupid. You people suck.

@AmericanAir As long ad it doesn’t require vaccine. Companies and governments have no place in mandating individual health initiatives.

Beach lounging, national park hiking, boardwalk bike riding, family picnicking – whatever your warm weather fun is, let’s get you there. #YouAreWhyWeFly bit.ly/GetLowFaresAA

@Delta Anywhere that doesn’t require a vaccine passport. Disgusting excuse for authoritarian behavior.

Fill in the blank: my dream vacation spot is _______________. #LetsMakePlans