MykeUtd 👹

@SHAURI_10 @PurelyFootball Make him

@PurelyFootball When will this bitch rest ffs, it has been 20yrs now

🗣️ Patrice Evra: "Back then. If you win against Arsenal, you win against your babies. “You win against City, you win against the noisy neighbour. Win against Liverpool, you win against the enemy. “If you win against Chelsea, it means you're going to win the league. They are the most similar team to us. That’s why I have so much respect for Chelsea."

Tell me in the comment section 😆

To @anwaribrahim @MOFmalaysia Please watch #98 Malaysia's Looming Oil Crisis & 8 Recommendations (The Game Of Impossible by Idris Jala & Son) just in case you guys missed out some measure during this oil crisis.

@TimtheTuna2 @BreannaMorello Slow death penalty

@BreannaMorello Death penalty as it is currently applied is too humane in this case

🚨HORRIFYING🚨 Jurors will listen to the audio of 7-year-old Athena Strand being strangled to death by FedEx driver Tanner Horner. Horner pleaded guilty to capital murder, but a juror will decide if he should be sentenced to death. Strand told the child, “Don't scream or I'll hurt you,” as he picked her up and put her in his truck. The child tried to fight Strand off during the attack—his DNA was found under her nails. Prosecutors added that his DNA was found, “in places where you shouldn't find DNA on a 7-year-old girl.” The girl’s mother is for the death penalty being implemented.

@ToonHive This one. Oh wait..

In honor of Playhouse Disney’s 29th anniversary, what was your favorite show from the block?

@pedoqpop " rezeki ada dimana2" said some people to pekerja Mcd dulu2.

Macam lawak kan.. tapi tu la sumber rezeki nak menyara keluarga… 😌 Diesel naik, pickup tak laku..

@kaiyumi42 Buka Brave..cari rbtv

MY CLUB ❤️🔴

@aruvinchan If only these people knew how Malaysian Chinese or generally Malaysians think about them. Lol. Please don't think too highly of yourself and please respect our women.

If you think that Japan is full of girls looking like this, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Most Japanese girls are very mid, with major flaws with their looks. Pro-tip: Try Malaysian and Indonesian Chinese girls if you're an East Asian connoisseur.

@bumilangit "ini bukan soal krisis, ini soal konsistensi Dan kejujuran" hahaha chatgpt?

Sia-sia belajar universiti kalau bengap begini. Nak tengok kucar kacir sekarang tak payah terbang jauh, cukup ke Thailand dan Indonesia. Negara maju seperti Jepun dan Korea Selatan pun terkesan teruk. Datang UmnoSiswa : ehh janji lain. Lain macam punya bebal.

Honestly? I woke up today feeling grateful. Not because everything is perfect. But because of what didn’t happen. With the war in the Middle East pushing oil prices up, things are getting harder everywhere. Unsubsidised RON95 in Malaysia just hit RM3.87 a litre. Our neighbours are under real pressure. Philippines. Thailand. Cambodia. Laos. Even Australia is facing a fuel crisis right now. These are not just statistics. These are real people, families trying to get to work, small business owners watching their costs double overnight, ordinary folks doing their best in a situation they didn’t create. If you’re reading this, hang in there. But yesterday, our PM announced that our subsidised petrol at RM1.99 stays. Yes, the quota drops from 300L to 200L in April. And I keep thinking, this kind of stability doesn’t just happen. It took decades. Generations of leaders building diplomatic relationships quietly in the background. Policy makers running the numbers at midnight. Civil servants holding things together without anyone knowing their name. People who never made the news but made the difference. This moment of relative calm, they built it. Long before this crisis ever came. But it also took something very Malaysian. We have this rare ability to sit with anyone, different races, different religions, different backgrounds and just get along. In a world that’s fracturing right now, that’s actually a superpower. So today I’m not taking it for granted. To everyone working behind the scenes, thank you. We see you. Syukur. And to our neighbours and friends from around world, you’ve got this. 🙏🇲🇾

@BatmanCestMoii @Cine_vichaar @grok Says who

@mykeMJ @Cine_vichaar @grok Literaly the worse what are you smoking

@M_QH @1Dragonstone I gotta agree with this. Joffery very close.

@1Dragonstone Ramsay Bolton 🙄

Best villain in GOT??

The sentences for M. Jegathesan, 58, and Halila Abu Bakar, 37, were decided after they made their confessions before Magistrate Spread love not hate. 😂❤️

@alif_haidar Yg hi intelligence tu la yg cuba menangguk di air keruh. Yg langau2 naif yg akan sebarkan.

@mykeMJ La jelas tengok video tahu ni kat India.. Jangan la insult intelligent rakyat malaysia.

Orang Islam sembelih lembu.. Atas nama Ihsan dalam Islam. Tiada keperluan untuk campak2 setelah mengerjakan ibadah Sampai kat “Botol Kicap” nak baling kepala babi… dah kenapa pulak? Bukannya orang Islam baling kepala lembu depan uma die pun Tula sapu lagi taik lembu kt muke.. last2 jadi bodoh.

@ManUtd @Gerald_BenO @B_Fernandes8 Every assist from Bruno Fernandes this season

@FabrizioRomano Ole beat him 3 times in a season

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Real Madrid have not been my biggest challenge. My biggest challenge has been Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool”. “Maybe you’re in Spain [journalists] and you didn’t notice… You have no idea how it was like to face Liverpool in those games, a great learning experience”.

This is so funny. What a weird poster too.