নীলাঞ্জন | Nilanjan | The Dogfather

The more I see human beings, the more I love my dog

@MamataOfficial Be quiet. You are out.

From homes to hawker stalls, the poor are paying the price of political arrogance. Bengal does not believe in bulldozer politics. The land of Tagore and Netaji cannot be ruled through fear, force, and demolition drives against ordinary citizens. What we are witnessing today is an attack on the dignity of the people of Bengal- daily wage workers, street vendors, small shopkeepers, and struggling families who have built their lives brick by brick. The massive eviction drive around Howrah Station, the unrest and anger erupting on the streets of Tiljala and Park Circus, and the growing desperation among those suddenly stripped of shelter and livelihood expose a government more obsessed with optics than humanity. A government that demolishes first and listens later has forgotten the very spirit of Bengal. Real progress is measured by how a state treats its weakest citizens, not by how quickly it can erase them. Bulldozers cannot become the language of governance in a state built on culture, compassion, and resistance to oppression.

@anishgiri He’s 2000? You’d lose. For sure.

Went to an Indian restaurant in Bucharest. Waiter saw me with the lichess app. Said he is very good at this game and can for sure beat me. Claims to have "two thousand rating". What do I do?

@sagarikaghose @narendramodi Oh shut up and go home

Citizens, save fuel, avoid foreign travel, tighten your belts says @narendramodi. Meanwhile, Frequent Flyer PM departs on multi-country luxury diplomacy tour immediately after elections for some R&R. For the people: austerity. For the ruler: aviation miles. Btw how much fuel was burned by @BJP4India netas flying in and out of Bengal for weeks. Not to forget massive VIP movement for grand swearing ins for @BJP4India CMs. Raja mast, janta trast.

#TMC #TrinamoolCongress #Choti #MamataBanarjee

@Warlock_mohit He is useless.

Rahul Gandhi is the most Useless politician of India. Agree??

@sayani06 Bye bye

We have been on the ground. We are on the ground and we will continue to be on the ground. Waiting to see ECİ’s final upload. Joy Bangla

@SupriyaShrinate 🤣

Thank you, Keralam ❤️

@AITCofficial Yeah. Right.

We will bounce back!

@erbmjha Eradicated

Two words for Udhayanidhi Stalin?

@sagarikaghose @MamataOfficial How about now

Marching with the TIGRESS. After #IndiraGandhi, @MamataOfficial is India’s tallest leader of COURAGE. Undaunted, tireless, fearless. Didi’s padyatra 27-04-2026.

@Aloksharmaaicc He should salary there happily ever after

Rahul Gandhi JI ♥️

@_YogendraYadav Also called own medicine?

ये देखिए चुनाव आयोग के अफसरों का अंदाज़। ये हैं अजय पाल सिंह, यूपी कैडर के आईपीएस, जिन्हें चुनाव आयोग विशेष रूप से बंगाल लाया है। जिला दक्षिण 24 परगना के फालता विधान सभा क्षेत्र में टीएमसी के उम्मीदवार जहांगीर के परिवार को धमका रहे हैं।

@NefflynB You need to see a dermatologist

¿Qué es esto? Mi amiga se despertó de la siesta esta tarde y apareció con esto en la piel. Le pica muchísimo 😥, ¿quien sabe que es?

@SupriyaShrinate 🤣

वो नौका विहार करेंगे ख़ुद फोटो खींचने का फोटो शूट करेंगे 8 कैमरे लेकर झलमुड़ी खाएँगे फुटबॉल खेलने का स्वांग भी रचायेंगे बस एक घंटे की दूरी पर जलते हुए मणिपुर झाँकने तक ना जाएँगे प्रधानमंत्री नहीं प्रधाननौटंकीबाज चुनने की कीमत है मणिपुर में लोग मरें या जियें मोदी को क्या?

@derekobrienmp 🤣

Narendra, aapne announce kiya tha, Bangal ki sabhi 294 seats par aap hi candidate hain Badi-badi baat chhodiye. Ye challenge sweekar kijiye 4 May ko jab Mamata Banerjee aur TMC Bangal jeetenge, PRADHAN MANTRI PAD SE RESIGNATION DIJIYE Hain dum?

@noplaceforsheep Well, they voted this petulant child into their highest office. So…yes!

Are Americans this stupid?

@ImShahinyan Anand.

Who is your favorite World Chess Champion of all time? 👇♟️ Here’s the full undisputed Classical line from the very first official match in 1886 to today (April 2026): 1. Wilhelm Steinitz 🇦🇹🇺🇸 (1886–1894) 2. Emanuel Lasker 🇩🇪 (1894–1921) ← longest reign ever (27 years!) 3. José Raúl Capablanca 🇨🇺 (1921–1927) 4. Alexander Alekhine 🇷🇺🇫🇷 (1927–1935 & 1937–1946) 5. Max Euwe 🇳🇱 (1935–1937) 6. Mikhail Botvinnik 🇷🇺 (1948–1957, 1958–1960, 1961–1963) 7. Vasily Smyslov 🇷🇺 (1957–1958) 8. Mikhail Tal 🇱🇻 (1960–1961) 9. Tigran Petrosian 🇦🇲 (1963–1969) 10. Boris Spassky 🇷🇺 (1969–1972) 11. Bobby Fischer 🇺🇸 (1972–1975) 12. Anatoly Karpov 🇷🇺 (1975–1985) 13. Garry Kasparov 🇷🇺 (1985–2000) ← longest modern reign (15 years) 14. Vladimir Kramnik 🇷🇺 (2000–2007) 15. Viswanathan Anand 🇮🇳 (2007–2013) 16. Magnus Carlsen 🇳🇴 (2013–2023) 17. Ding Liren 🇨🇳 (2023–2024) 18. Gukesh Dommaraju 🇮🇳 (2024–present) 🔥 ← youngest ever at 18 years old

@gotravelyourway B747

You’re about to board a 10+hour flight. Which aircraft are you hoping to see at the gate? ✈️ Airbus A350 ✈️ Boeing 787 Dreamliner ✈️ Boeing 777 ✈️ Airbus A380 Be honest. 👀

@BoLoudon @CEAMikeWeiss Yeah. Right.

This man works until 2AM every single day, gets less than 4 hours of sleep, doesn't take a dime of his salary, instead giving it back to the people, & has done more to end child trafficking than any other President by far. His name is President Donald J. Trump. God bless him.🙏

@Jeetuburdak Why? You have a death wish?

मेरी हार्दिक इच्छा है राहुल गांधी जी प्रधानमंत्री बनकर देश का नेतृत्व करे। आप क्या सोचते है?