alix

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alix

@mysteeriouss

this account is a self roast. I do tv/film stuff sometimes ;)

Katılım Mart 2011

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alix@mysteeriouss·26 Eyl

my weighted blanket has changed my life and I’m not afraid to admit it

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alix@mysteeriouss·2 Mar

Chad Powers’ cousin

Shane Tuttle@ShaneTuttleNCAA

Chad Baker-Mazara was dismissed from the USC men’s basketball team yesterday after an internal investigation determined he falsified his birth certificate. An anonymous tip reportedly suggested that the Dominican native is actually 32 years old and a father of 4.

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Saquon Barkley@saquon·7 Şub

Olivia Dean is the one‼️ one of the best voices I’ve seen live

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alix@mysteeriouss·12 Oca

I said what I said

alix@mysteeriouss

nothing changes if nothing changes @Eagles

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alix@mysteeriouss·23 Ara

I fear I am daring to dream big* *just saw Marty Supreme

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NFL@NFL·21 Ara

The @Eagles are the first back-to-back NFC East champs in 21 years 🦅 #ForTheCelly @budlight

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alix@mysteeriouss·16 Ara

testing this out shopmy.us/collections/32…

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alix@mysteeriouss·9 Ara

nothing changes if nothing changes @Eagles

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inside cat@dancingkitti·7 Ara

If you can’t be silly then what is the point

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Brian Duffield@BrianDuffield·3 Kas

Hannah Marks hive rise up

The Hollywood Reporter@THR

Amy Sherman-Palladino’s ‘Eloise’ live-action film lands at Netflix; Ryan Reynolds to co-star and produce. MRC and Maximum Effort will team up on the feature adaptation: bit.ly/4qHh7qY

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alix@mysteeriouss·28 Eki

Can confirm this man read the LRB in Puerto Vallarta during college spring break. He’s many things, but most namely committed to the bit.

Max Cutler@cutler_max

I published my letter to @jeremysternla to my Substack. Writing with Colossus feels like the ideal synthesis of my path--from surreptitiously reading the LRB in 10th grade chemistry to writing critically about tech in Europe to now returning home to New York. cc @patrick_oshag

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alix@mysteeriouss·3 Eki

howie roseman had an aliyah at my shul for Yom Kippur… birds by a million

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alix@mysteeriouss·18 Eyl

חי

NFL Rumors@nflrums

TRENDING #Eagles Jalen Hurts is 18-0 in his last 18 games as the Philadelphia starting quarterback #flyeaglesfly #nfl

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alix@mysteeriouss·15 Eyl

poetry

Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles

Start your Victory Monday with the play that changed the game

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alix@mysteeriouss·7 Eyl

this is genius

Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

Ahead of his Sunday night game vs. Baltimore, NFL MVP Josh Allen will wear the first of nine custom @NewEraCap hats designed by patients at Buffalo’s Oishei Children’s Hospital. After each home game, the “Director of Billustration” will have his hat auctioned off to support the Patricia Allen Fund. This week’s hat was designed by a five-year-old patient named Jaxson, and fans can start bidding at kickoff of the game at billustration.givesmart.com

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Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles·20 Ağu

15 days away...

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alix@mysteeriouss·13 Ağu

you can tell who’s real and who’s fake by who lets their friends go out for the night looking botched (and yes, this is a subtweet about Meg from love island UK)

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alix@mysteeriouss·2 Ağu

nick kroll just absolutely killed with a hyperspecific bit about cottage cheese and protein intake. haven’t laughed that hard in a loooong time. @LargoLosAngeles

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