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My Uber Driver

@myuberdriverbot

I tweet things people say about their drivers. By @hmason.

Katılım Mayıs 2015
4 Takip Edilen690 Takipçiler
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iLuffhomer
iLuffhomer@iluffhomer·
This is my first uber driver in months who isn't texting while driving.
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hgalv
hgalv@HANGALVIN·
My uber driver asked me if I was a clairvoyant
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Evil Con Carne
Evil Con Carne@SemajInebriated·
My uber driver said fuck my life he's doing 45 in a 30 blowing by yellow lights and fuckin with the radio....5 stars
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sofi 🎠
sofi 🎠@thensofisaidd·
this really nice crackhead man closed my uber door and told the uber driver that we are VIP ladies from a YouTube show and that is the energy I need in my life always and forever :’) @michelt_
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KAYLAAA💋
KAYLAAA💋@Kaylaalsina·
My uber driver found me on ig
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Jay Vibez
Jay Vibez@JayVibez_·
Boyyy my uber driver trying to kill me like chill out Gurdeep
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ayyy peanut butter cups !!!!
ayyy peanut butter cups !!!!@JULES2SPiCY·
my 2k goes out to the only good song ever written , and to the uber driver i made friends with last night
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eric curtin
eric curtin@dubstep4dads·
my uber driver wylin
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adam l'something
adam l'something@lheureuxadam·
My uber driver last night played kendrick, logic, and raw thoughts 3 by @ChrisWebby and just know that he got 5 stars and an $8 tip
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BRENDA
BRENDA@_Br3nd3w·
My uber driver: you will het your over priced coffee soon Me: ok Uber driver: you have arrived to your over priced coffee Me: thanks didn’t think I’d make it this far with out it
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Cass
Cass@cmondesousa·
My uber driver is playing old timey music I feel like I'm in fallout
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Monique
Monique@WanderlustMyWay·
My uber driver just told me I’m so quiet like....do ppl just chat up drivers? I can’t with the small talk 😩
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Jim Teacher
Jim Teacher@oohweehuman·
@FLYBL0WN my uber driver said the exact same thing
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Patrick Bet-David
Patrick Bet-David@patrickbetdavid·
An uber driver asked my Dad why he still works at 76 years old. Here’s my Dad’s response “What do you want me to do? Die? I still have my own dreams? I still want to see my dreams come true!” Age means nothing. My Paps is a “G”.
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