myra🦑

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

"your generation is so technologically advanced" me trying to find the document i JUST downloaded

had a job interview at 1pm then got offered the job at 2pm

i tell my mom i’m going out again and she acts like im rue from euphoria

staring at the birds with my cat so he knows i care about his interests

23 will make you envy the dead.

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girl grip

i know people are always saying this kinda stuff about their cats but i cannot believe this thing just lives in my house

re discovering drinking lots of water, going on walks and eating healthy makes me feel happier

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

Pets are such lifesavers. Sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

I hate interviews give me the fucking job or else

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours