noodle

first time trad goth sorta nervous

Me on yellow: man this fight is hard thankfully i can get away and heal Graytalons stupid fucking bird coming all the way from green:

@goofygoobem what could possibly be happening for that LMFAO

what.

Either eat the whole thing OR DONT TOUCH THEM YOU ASSHOLES

whatever spirit possessed my mom and sister to eat half of two hotdogs we grilled that I was gonna eat today and then they didn’t finish either of them and left the half eaten ones in the container has gotta be exorcised in the most horrific way cause wtf bro

you start doing bad in one game and you start questioning if you have what it takes to live as a person

I love my stupid chud son

@rylifts when do you develop a beer belly

was just a chud before, now im a chuncle

@yourinsomniacbf bro is that where ur location has been LMFAOO i was like “where tf is bro”

im still not over ymir and historia and i need tiktok to stop showing me edits of them before i bomb myself

@rylifts yikes what about my man armin

they gave eren such a shitty flavor… saltwater with lime

@yourinsomniacbf she’s getting up there, pepper went two weeks ago sadly 😔

the only childhood pets I’ve got left is Lulu who should have like 20-30 more years and Carmine who is already 10 😔

When you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off

The week before your period

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

@_notvincentt if i gotta then you gotta

@n000ddle how could you

ok which one of you decided i’m working today

the itch must be scratched

@Recon_X0 that’s what I said but i got called crazy for that

@n000ddle 1000% warm

if you had to stick your hand in a macaroni glove, would it be better if the macaroni was cold or warm?

@rylifts it might be the whore posting idk man They tryna get some

@n000ddle MY DMS R COOKED RN

if ur dm’ing me trying to hit on me or anything like that, it will NOT work. do not waste ur time. do not be delusional thinking u have a chance.