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And another one gone. 🎶 🎼 🎵 And another one gone. Another one bites the dust. Hey... gonna get you too. Another one bites the dust Who's next???

When Mom puts the plastic couch protector on...

@bennyjohnson Jesus dude… We get it… You LOVE Grindr…

We Own The Moon.

Drop everything you're doing and watch this now. RIGHT NOW. Ari K and Schuyler Brown, I have no idea who you 2 beautiful bastards are, but you're instant legends. Hopefully someone in the comments knows and tags.

BREAKING: Pam Bondi FIRED as AG, Trump tells Fox

@banditmapache_ Real life "Superstore"...

En una tienda Walmart de México, un cliente encontró un televisor de 70 pulgadas con un precio de 547 pesos mexicanos (aproximadamente 30 dólares). El cliente lo compró y, cuando intentó irse con él, resultó que el precio estaba mal marcado y los empleados le impidieron marcharse. El incidente terminó en una pelea, la llegada de la policía y la detención del cliente. Me parece que en este caso el cliente tenía razón y debió ser indemnizado por la tienda.

Stop using @NintendoAmerica to promote your rubbish.

@BarryOnHere No one is making fun of that, its the hypocrisy from the Republican Party... That is what people are making fun of you dipshit...

Interesting to see so many liberals suddenly making fun of a man pretending to be a woman.

Yo @NintendoAmerica @Nintendo

@SilverSlicerWA @mmpadellan

@n00bs41bot @mmpadellan This is what her husband sees.

OK, so Karoline Leavitt asked Getty Pictures to delete this unflattering photo of her, so this is me telling you all NOT to RT and share this many times all over the place. Whatever you do, DON'T RT this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😏

NOT FLAT…

@FmrRepMTG @StoriesTweet

I wanted so much for President Trump to put America First. That’s what I believed he would do. All I heard from his speech tonight was WAR WAR WAR. Nothing to lower the cost of living for Americans. Nothing to reduce our near $40 trillion in debt. Nothing to save Social Security, which goes bankrupt in just a few years. Nothing to lower the cost of insurance. Nothing to address jobs for Americans. Nothing about education for our children. Nothing about our children’s future. Nothing for America’s future. I’m so beyond done. I pray for our military and their families. I pray for innocent people all over the world. I pray for peace and prosperity for all.

@Quadcarl Ummm….

I don’t think this meme can get any better.

If I wanted to see Trump’s ballroom, I’d just look at Lindsey Graham’s mouth.

@rawsalerts Where is walowitz?

🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials say it will take a few hours to troubleshoot the Artemis toilet

Imagine what Charlie Kirk would've said tonight if he saw a Black astronaut piloting Artemis II.

@HQNewsNow @ohiovoter4145 Can someone please “Write with a sharpie” for this dip shit how much we spend on the Military? lol

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country, we have 50 states, all these people, we're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things