Nigel Pearson

@MattTakeThree @LidlGB @JamesTCobbler So it's a 2k motor then 🤔

This week's been an absolute cuπt, so finished on time. Then: * First test run of C1 & fuel * @LidlGB cheese twist @JamesTCobbler guys did a key for the C1 as it had 1x bust one * Final wash and wax Collected tomorrow. All in, stands at £1470 and about 30hr of my labour.

@Fireblade_Jim @MattTakeThree She's only asking for that for 2 reasons. 1, you're not as endowed as she hoped . 2, she's got a flange like a punched lasagne,you ain't gunna touch the sides of. And tbh as a man why would you want the sh1t box over the perfectly designed self lubricating flange unless you gay

@MattTakeThree Marry her and give her all of your money and belongings

Marry her.

@Dalesrider1 @BulldogBDX @TheFreds

If we’re going to have puppets let’s have Sooty 👍

@n4aughtystep I did! I’ll do it again now damnit I don’t care….

Yuuuup! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

@Fireblade_Jim @Suffragent_ I've never been there , but to be honest , if that's a weekly event I'd make the effort 😜

@Suffragent_ Does anyone know if this going to be a repeat occurrence? Time and date would be helpful 👀

Manchester's Trafford Centre is investigating after a woman flashed her vagina at shoppers, including children. The incident sparked outrage, with one man lodging an official complaint. No feminists have called it toxic femininity.

@Ga33a46 I fear for the dog soon 😬 we had a ginger cat once and it terrorised a gsd, American bulldog and a Staffordshire bull terrier once the cat got to about 6 months old 🤣🤣🤣

Progress no deaths 🤣

@sheilaMol1 😜🤣🤣

@n4aughtystep How’s tricks ?

@sheilaMol1 Good evening 😜😘

@n4aughtystep Evening matey 🤣😊

@beerhedgehog Funny cos it's true 🤣😅🤣

@CaitGsxr6 @Bomber_Z1000

The deeper I go the tighter it gets 😅😅

@texastornado5 Absolute fxxkin joke, 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Enoch Powell was correct 😔

Wow 😬 y’all are so fukt 🫣 Bring in 3rd world….turn into 3rd world 💁🏼‍♂️ I have plenty of guns……if it was legal, I’d send em all to ya 💪🏼 It’s a real shame to watch it real time 😬

@n4aughtystep Best response ever btw 🤣🤣👍

My husband just called me a rude name 😳my reply was such: “I know you are, you said you are, but what am I??” Yeeeeeeeah bitch bring it 😈🤭🤣🤣

@CaitGsxr6 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sheilaMol1 🤣🤣🤣

He’s at it again !! He’s definitely got a problem 😬🤣🐾🥰

Sat in traffic and saw this FFS necmver dvsa about when tiu want them

@sheilaMol1 Your bed 😜🤣🤣

Daughter sent these photos … not sure what he’s been on ?! 😬😬🤣🐾🥰