Matt

Never take your car to the pub, with mates like mine....

@TibsGTE @LidlGB @JamesTCobbler It's come up alright

@MattTakeThree @LidlGB @JamesTCobbler Looks ace for it too.

This week's been an absolute cuπt, so finished on time. Then: * First test run of C1 & fuel * @LidlGB cheese twist @JamesTCobbler guys did a key for the C1 as it had 1x bust one * Final wash and wax Collected tomorrow. All in, stands at £1470 and about 30hr of my labour.

@Tedisiek "wahhh my GF is too kinky and horny, I best get her to dump me"

@MattTakeThree That’ll stop the sex 😂

Marry her.

@Deathisreal99 Alarmingly so to me.

@MattTakeThree Yep, seems gay to me

@Deathisreal99 Man checks out of good sex with horny GF?

@MattTakeThree Ironically the gayest tweet I have ever seen.

@houghtonc79 @jimloveswhisky Lube and big breaths

@MattTakeThree @jimloveswhisky Better than other things being too big if wanting anal 😂

@n4aughtystep @Fireblade_Jim

@Fireblade_Jim @MattTakeThree She's only asking for that for 2 reasons. 1, you're not as endowed as she hoped . 2, she's got a flange like a punched lasagne,you ain't gunna touch the sides of. And tbh as a man why would you want the sh1t box over the perfectly designed self lubricating flange unless you gay

@_Alfista "hi id like to complain, life's too good right now"

@MattTakeThree “Hi, I have a gift horse & it seems I keep looking in its mouth”

@Butterknifeopr8 Unless you get the wrong hole

@MattTakeThree At least she can’t get “accidentally” knocked up that way.

@jimloveswhisky Oh no, my bonus was too big

@MattTakeThree Oh no "my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery" springs to mind

@randomessays Keeper

@Fireblade_Jim Ultimate keeper

@MattTakeThree Marry her and give her all of your money and belongings

@lessismoremike Yusss?

@houghtonc79 @DAFtMarkS Doogee blade GT Which was £254 list. AliExpress, with top cashback, owes me £104 delivered.

@DAFtMarkS @MattTakeThree I did recall he got something cheap for work. I did order an Oppo for £200 but then saw it didn't have wireless charging and the screen was half the standard of my 9 year old Huawei. I don't go backwards!! Oppo be getting returned unopened

Does anyone on here have an Honor Magic 8 Pro phone. I'm being forced by Google and sundry to replace my perfectly fine and working Huawei P30 Pro phone and have ordered the Honor. Anything I should know or send it back 😂 I don't do Apple or Samsung. All suggestions welcome

@BenBeaumont17 @RARoberts1958 100k-150k a year

@MattTakeThree @RARoberts1958 What do hgv guys do

Today, I've driven 146miles. Nothing, barely even a commute. However, in SY/WY/lincs, that's taken 5hr 45min. Jesus... Fuck.

@MycroftBrown Sod, that

@MattTakeThree Yeah, with the occasional Iveco thrown in.

@MycroftBrown Jesus, in what, a sprinter?

@MattTakeThree Oh he definitely saw me, he was just being a typical cyclist bellend. Average around 450 miles a day 5/6 days a week.

@BenBeaumont17 @RARoberts1958 Nah, probably high 30s low 40s this year in the DMax

@MattTakeThree @RARoberts1958 So looking at fifty for the full annum

@AusterfieldM Christ... On tuktuk?

@MattTakeThree Miles. If we're talking hours, nearly 4.