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@MattTakeThree

Single dad. Cars, animals, drive an Isuzu DMax while smoking and shouting down a phone for a living (according to my son). Penchant for women of unstable nature

North Lincolnshire Katılım Temmuz 2023
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Never take your car to the pub, with mates like mine....
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This week's been an absolute cuπt, so finished on time. Then: * First test run of C1 & fuel * @LidlGB cheese twist @JamesTCobbler guys did a key for the C1 as it had 1x bust one * Final wash and wax Collected tomorrow. All in, stands at £1470 and about 30hr of my labour.
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@Tedisiek "wahhh my GF is too kinky and horny, I best get her to dump me"
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@Deathisreal99 Man checks out of good sex with horny GF?
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Death@Deathisreal99·
@MattTakeThree Ironically the gayest tweet I have ever seen.
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Nigel Pearson@n4aughtystep·
@Fireblade_Jim @MattTakeThree She's only asking for that for 2 reasons. 1, you're not as endowed as she hoped . 2, she's got a flange like a punched lasagne,you ain't gunna touch the sides of. And tbh as a man why would you want the sh1t box over the perfectly designed self lubricating flange unless you gay
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@_Alfista "hi id like to complain, life's too good right now"
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@jimloveswhisky Oh no, my bonus was too big
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Jim@jimloveswhisky·
@MattTakeThree Oh no "my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery" springs to mind
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Jimbo@Fireblade_Jim·
@MattTakeThree Marry her and give her all of your money and belongings
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@houghtonc79 @DAFtMarkS Doogee blade GT Which was £254 list. AliExpress, with top cashback, owes me £104 delivered.
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Chris@houghtonc79·
@DAFtMarkS @MattTakeThree I did recall he got something cheap for work. I did order an Oppo for £200 but then saw it didn't have wireless charging and the screen was half the standard of my 9 year old Huawei. I don't go backwards!! Oppo be getting returned unopened
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Chris@houghtonc79·
Does anyone on here have an Honor Magic 8 Pro phone. I'm being forced by Google and sundry to replace my perfectly fine and working Huawei P30 Pro phone and have ordered the Honor. Anything I should know or send it back 😂 I don't do Apple or Samsung. All suggestions welcome
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Today, I've driven 146miles. Nothing, barely even a commute. However, in SY/WY/lincs, that's taken 5hr 45min. Jesus... Fuck.
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Mycroft Brown@MycroftBrown·
@MattTakeThree Oh he definitely saw me, he was just being a typical cyclist bellend. Average around 450 miles a day 5/6 days a week.
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