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@s_s_1_9 @Abu__Iman it’s refreshing to read long text explanations that are clearly written by a well read person instead of ai.

Shariah law wrt finance is always quite fun to read about. I recall years ago reading a paper on how one might price Shariah-compliant derivatives, in which the author used the language of stochastic processes to describe a great deal of elaborate copeium to do things that are not otherwise considered Shariah-compliant, but in an Islamic form. An enormous amount of legal apparatus has been built to enable this sort of stuff; it's wild E.g., what we would ordinarily consider a swap would not be permissible, but with the right amalgamation of engineered Islamic contracts, you can more or less replicate the payoff & exposure of a swap in a Shariah-compliant form. A lot of it just ends up being cash-flow engineering under the hood, lol. Many debt-ish, derivative-ish Islamic products largely reduce to sale, lease, partnership, etc., legal primatives which are then sequenced to look like the non-Sharia analogue. I assume that's what's going on here with betting, doing something really silly like structuring bets as fractional ownership in some copeium vehicle, so it's not a bet but morally is?

Oh God

@mjsunbaenim YOU NEED TO STOP 😭😭😭

no one: joe jackson:

@ic0nick I LOVE HER LMAOO

OH LA TOYA MULTILINGUAL JACKSON??!!

@RaissaGuimare18 @whrsmymargiela @chuudazano The translation says wife

@whrsmymargiela @chuudazano Damn, did I ever say that she was his wife? Did you translate what I said? Are you pulling assumptions out of your ass? X has a translator precisely for dumb people like you to use, so you don't end up talking nonsense or interpreting nonsense.

acho que nunca no mundo vai existir um artista masculino que respeitava TANTO à feminilidade como o michael jackson. Tipo assim ele beijava a mão da MINNIE MOUSE

@onlleh100 @KLEOSAG0N Can u share 1 source of this? If it’s everywhere? Lmao

@KLEOSAG0N Its literally everywhere on X right now and has been known/reported on since forever. U all call urselves fans but dont know basic mj shit whether u believe it or not, ur just playing dumb now

Esse vídeo raro do Michael Jackson mostra como ele era de verdade Vi gente dizendo que ele não era bonzinho como no filme, que a história dos animais é exagero... Mas ele era exatamente daquele jeito e amava seus bichos; olha ele todo orgulhoso mostrando sua lhama (1984):

@Qr2600091613954 @TheOnlyTruth455 I asked for a source. Is it based on hadith? Or what

@n_ainluindale @TheOnlyTruth455 Why do you think people often use bloody tampons or rags to inflict sorcery?

al-Qurṭubī said: ❝Amongst humans, the ones shayṭān most often target are women, especially during their menstruation.❞ Tafsīr al-Qurṭubī 2/283

@theplacehotelly @B63586322 @Sthormyy @theashleyray This seems to be the only photo that circulates around when it comes to his vitiligo. I’d believe it if there was more than these pics

@B63586322 @Sthormyy @theashleyray 20-30% of vitiligo cases are hereditary. Jermaine Jackson also had a milder case. It runs in their family.

@yarahawari @tiberiusfiles The imperial boomerang

@hakliveasabi @TweetyGazelle Then you’re happy to marry an “ugly” woman I presume?

@TweetyGazelle Dünya malına bakarak eş seçmek müslümana yakışan bir tutum değildir. Evlilikte denklik konusu maddi değil, manevidir. Birbirini sevmede denklik, ahlakta, iletişimde denklik. Kadınlar zengin erkekler ile evlenmekte özgürler fakat seçimlerinizin sonuçları ile karşılaşınca ağlamayın

Idk why brothers are losing their minds over this. You cannot marry a woman who’s above your financial standards and expect her to follow your lifestyle. It’s not greedy. Not every woman marries for money, but it’s not wrong to reject you if you’re not financially stable.

@aiishadahir chatgpt language comes across as really robotic and inauthentic.

I prayed Tahajjud every night. Same du’as. Same tears. Same requests. Nothing changed. Until a scholar told me something that shook me: “You’re talking to Allah but you haven’t stopped to let Him talk back.”

@Amalektgh @lebanesesami @teameffujoe By your logic victims of the holocaust HAD to have done something wrong.

@lebanesesami @teameffujoe Because of course your village people where just peaceful journalists and children who were randomly bombed. 🙄 I’m more irritated a visa officer looked at your application and approved it. You are the very antithesis of what the west stands for.

Jews be like “Arabs don’t accept us in the region because of our religion🥺” Uh actually no. Lebanon itself has 18 different religions. People don’t accept you because you intentionally kill children. Hope this helps

@_ZachFoster They manage to conjure up ways of torturing that the human mind can hardly comprehend.

Israel operates the most well-documented torture & rape dungeon in the world: A 42-year-old woman from north Gaza, former Sde Teiman innmate said: "She was bound naked to a metal table and repeatedly raped by two masked soldiers over the course of two days. She recalled that she was left shackled, naked and bleeding throughout the night before the soldiers returned the next day to continue raping her. Throughout her ordeal, she was filmed. Soldiers later showed her the footage while she was hung by her wrists under interrogation, threatening to publish the videos if she did not "cooperate". Amir, a 35-year-old Palestinian man also held at Sde Teiman, recounted how soldiers forced him to strip naked, before their dogs urinated on him and raped him. He described how the dog "penetrated my anus in a trained manner while I was being beaten". "This continued for several minutes. I felt profoundly humiliated and violated." ...a soldier in Sde Teiman inserted a fire extinguisher nozzle into a Palestinian prisoner’s anus and then discharged its contents into his body, resulting in severe internal injuries and intense pain."

@_strivingmuslim Can someone explain the 10 and 5?

May our salahs go from 2-4-4-3-4 to 4-10-4-5-6 📿

@piousdeenn This chat gpt layout gets so annoying to read.

Allah describes the human experience with a single, heavy word: "Kabad" (کبد) It doesn't mean peace. It doesn't mean happiness. It explains exactly why you are tired.

@RabbiPoupko @NerdeenKiswani “As Zionists we strongly reject all forms of violence.” Lmao to be a zionist is to be violent.

I don't know yet who is behind this unacceptable violent attempt on the life of @NerdeenKiswani. As Zionists we strongly reject all forms of violence. It was Palestinian nationalist who murdered Robert F. Kennedy, Meir Kahane, Jordanian Prime minister Wasfi al-Tal, King Abdullah I of Jordan, and many others. We strongly reject political violence and violence of all sorts.

Late last night the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force informed me that a plot against my life that was "about to" take place, and that agents had conducted an operation in Hoboken related to this plot. For months, Zionist organizations like Betar and politicians like Randy Fine have encouraged violence against my family and me. I will have more to say as additional details come to light. I will not stop speaking up for the people of Palestine. Thank you for your support. nytimes.com/2026/03/27/nyr…

@Persianserene1 I was planning to already and then this happened unfortunately!

Would you visit Iran when the war is over?

@RachelBitecofer @Sopris970 King leopold II killed 10-15 million congolese. Shut the fuck up. This idea that nothing like the holocaust happened anywhere else needs to stop.

@Sopris970 Africans suffered mightily too but they didn’t see their global population cut in half in 5 years

Yes. If you hate Jews, literally the most persecuted people on Earth- then get the fuck out.

@TheHarrisSultan @Partisangirl Hey are you the guy that called black people apes?

@Partisangirl They were trying to stop the girls from going to their deaths in Iran.

BREAKING🚨 while they were in Australia the Iranian female soccer team’s bus was rammed by crazy anti-Iran government protester. The media never showed this!