Niall Clouston

Nobody: Tyrell Hatton:

Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most 😂

All comes from Raya dancing on the ball like he has all game, when your back line is touching the ball more than any offensive players it’s a big problem, dead stats people get rated for these days

Max Dowman becomes the YOUNGEST player (849 weeks old) to LOSE to Bournemouth! 😳

@FrankKhalidUK Which one?

Our keeper is a liability!!!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone On PlayStation one (2000)

I’m confident in saying Tosin is genuinely the worst centre half to play for Chelsea in my lifetime.

Did TNT just say that “Tosin was one of Chelsea’s better defenders in the air…” Clearly has never watched Tosin at Chelsea.

We’re choking. Again. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Highest goalscorer at EVERY Big 6 club.

Chelsea now lead all English teams for Champions League last-16 appearances 😤🔵

Oles at the Wheel again, Man Utd are BACK! 🤞😂

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Nothing wrong with a little public shaming

All the talk about Rice vs Caicedo but it was Reece James who stole the show.

Jamie Carragher on Liverpool's Virgil van Dijk in Feb 2025: "He's too good for the highest level of football." Carra on CBS after Liverpool's defeat to PSV: Van Dijk can't help other players. He needs to help himself. He is a normal CB like I was." Wow!

👀 IN THE EYE OF THE RIVAL 👀 As we gear up for Thursday’s UECL 4th Round, we'll take an overall look at our opponent, Aberdeen FC 🔴⚪️, one of the biggest clubs in Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Year Founded: 1903 🏆 Notable Trophies: 1× Cup Winners' Cup in 1983. 🇪🇺 1× UEFA Supercup Winners in 1983. 🇪🇺 4× Scottish Champions, lastly in 1985. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 8× Scottish Cup Winners, lastly in 2025. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 6× Scottish League Cup Winners, lastly in 2014. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔥📜🇪🇺 Historical European Highlights: - Beat out Hamburger SV 🇩🇪 2 - 0 on aggregate in the UEFA Supercup Final in 1983. - Beat Real Madrid 🇪🇸 2 - 1 in the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Final in 1983. - Knocked out Bayern 🇩🇪 3 - 2 in the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Quarter Finals in 1983. 🌟🐐 Some Club Legends: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sir Alex Ferguson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Willie Miller 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Alex McLeish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Gordon Strachan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jim Leighton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Stewart McKimmie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Marc McGhee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 John Hewitt Scottish and Aberdeen brothers, we Armenians are very honored to play against one of the historical teams in Europe. 🇦🇲🤝🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #AberdeenNoah #UECL #ConferenceLeague

Noni Madueke 007 secured, thank you Chelsea 😂