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Really loving it over here: post.news/nadise

Apple cranberry pie is happening today!

A good rule of thumb, when listening to someone who thinks that they can reshape the future, is to ask "does this person seem to understand that theirs is not the only valid life experience". A lot of our modern techbro elites don't pass that test.

I'm on the Post waitlist. If you're considering joining, would you do so by following this link, which will shorten my wait? post.news/?r=cPm9R

Sick kid asking Alexa to tell knock knock jokes over and over, and responding "that makes no sense" to each one. For, like, a LONG time. You know, leaving mom and dad alone so we can work. I'm in my own hell here.

@alexr @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Cheeto Jesus pulls into the lead with a box of state secrets and literal sedition. @elonmusk says "hold my beer."

.@elonmusk is a bigger piece of shit than @realDonaldTrump. Convince me otherwise.

Find me here when this taco stand disappears: @nadise" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mastodon.world/@nadise

The truth of the matter is that inclusion is inconvenient. It's slower. We have to fully and actually believe in the benefits of it (and risks of not doing it) in order to prioritize it. When shit gets busy, we see how committed people are. Be committed, friends.

omg, this has never happened before.

Excellent explanation. As ever, if you're agreeing with nazis, check yourself.

I love any sport competition with a dj, a live band, an ice cream truck, and a beer garden. Skaters get vibe.

Last minute entrant has mad skillz. I’m glad there are 3 trophies! And proud of the little guy for showing up and being a great sport!

The boy’s first skating competition! There are 2 competitors and 3 trophies in his division. I like his odds.

Ok, where are we all going if Elon becomes king of this place?

pro-social workplace app idea: a real-time monitor that tells you how much talking you've done on a video call, and potentially hits mute if you need the hint.

@gemziebeth @melissahilldees @rlvanessagrant @SalesforceUX Hear, hear!

@melissahilldees @rlvanessagrant @SalesforceUX And yes - i believe all Salesforce architects need to be doing design stuff. One of my SAs recently passed strategy designer; im thinking of putting it as a hiring pre requisite

I hate waterfall for enterprise implementations passionately. Clients love shooting their projects in the foot by being so married to bad ways to deliver the type of project they want delivered.

Alllll of this. Vote like your freedom, autonomy, and life depend on it.

I don't like it when Alexa tries to sell me stuff in my living room, but I have a visceral rage reaction to Alexa marketing to my kid, 100% of the time. Can't they detect a child's voice? Wish there were regulations in place around selling to minors...

Today in "words I made up while guessing in NYT spelling bee": ruffalo. The debate at our house is whether it's a very fancy bison or a skirt lined with fur.

@dimond_nic bougie, but if someone else is paying, yeah, it's better.

@nadise expensing a real taxi feels even better

Taking a real taxi feels so punk rock.