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@crotchner2 Jokes are based on truth

why are there so so so many instances of women using absurdist or sarcastic humor and men taking it deadly seriously? do they think we’re not capable of jokes

@blake_canavan @set71374 @TheCartelDel How big of an inflated ego do you gotta have where you see a health bar on a random video game pig and call it slop lol.

@namebrandname @set71374 @TheCartelDel Ok. Enjoy your slop, have a nice day!

I ain't seen a game studio pull a trap card like this since Metal Gear 2 hid Raiden in the trailers

@blake_canavan @set71374 @TheCartelDel You sound like a moron for getting upset about that

@namebrandname @set71374 @TheCartelDel 🤮

@blake_canavan @set71374 @TheCartelDel Health bars on pigs

@set71374 @TheCartelDel This and the lack of hidden blades, reused/robotic animations, camera cutting during assassinations, health bars on pigs and a dozen other issues that just keep dropping every day. But yeah it was a great idea to make the fandom think they ALSO messed the drunk animation up.

@moid_killer @702ValetParker The way you can’t even figure out my gender, you just decided to lash out because people are catching on to your bullshit

@namebrandname @702ValetParker A lot of you prove to be fucking morons, tbh. You are just as retarded as men.

“Trust us ladies, every man secretly despises you during sex” is such a fascinating ideology because it requires believing women are simultaneously too stupid to understand our own relationships, too delusional to recognize disrespect, and too emotionally fragile to survive intimacy without a self appointed trauma translator explaining male thoughts to us. It’s also funny how this worldview strips women of all agency while pretending to be liberation. Apparently women can become surgeons, lawyers, pilots, and world leaders, but the second we willingly enjoy sex with a man we suddenly need a radfem mind reader to inform us that actually we’re being spiritually degraded in ways only she can detect. Some of you have built an entire personality around projecting your own bitterness onto every other woman on earth and calling it political consciousness.

@percynotpercy @DeeplyFriedCats @The1llusi0n @agony_addict Are you a shut in because you think you’re perfect or because everyone but you knows you’re just an asshole?

@DeeplyFriedCats @The1llusi0n @agony_addict calling yourself a nazi in any capacity is weird and insensitive after what they did, and she also joked about "filling the shoes" of a guy who drew csam of real children btw

How Gooseworx felt saying the guy who abuses every woman he sees is her self insert:

@beefbastarddd @omgggoodddd @CantEverDie Are you a shut in because you think you’re perfect or because you’re actually a judgmental asshole?

@omgggoodddd @CantEverDie So the thing about this is she never apologized also there’s no such thing as half a slur .. the joke was that it sounds like a slur which means the meaning was there

been really digging into the amazing digital circus discourse as i’ve been on a train 5 hours and have another 12 hours, everyone mad at the creator of that show is genuinely unwell. twitter is really bad for peoples minds and critical thinking skills

@NxtDeterio This is a grown up joke but you’re in a crowd that cracks up over two numbers

feel there is a baseline of literary knowledge that has been lost since this scene was written. The joke here is everyone in this conversation is comically stupid and Dude is misquoting Lenin who was quoting a latin term. This would be completely lost on most contemporary viewers

@deetvleet @eggsbened I would figure out how you, as an individual, got to such a place where you can spell out paradoxical and purposefully but not bizarre

@eggsbened what a paradoxical world we live in where people write headlines to be purposefully difficult to read, and are even proud of such works. Bizzare!

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

@wyoace Someone rotoscoped this shit and I can’t find it 😭

this is easily the funniest shit this dumbass mf has ever done bruh

@A_Geechi Straight to bikini bottom

Does anyone know where that water took that girl? Like I wanna know 😭😭😭

@Breaking911 Shorty lost the Mario Party minigame, no 10 coins for her

😳 NYC: A woman was swept away by heavy rain while trying to exit a city bus.

@jovialboner662 @NotThatJesus @catgirlprostate You only have friends that talk like this?

Thinking about how a shocking number of right wing chuds were absolutely furious about this tweet because they genuinely seemed to think that jacksfilms enjoying fajitas is him covertly signaling his desire to end the white race

@ziosaaa Those types of parties never count because straight women know nothing is of any real consequence to them 👀

Asking with no malice, truly confused. As a monogamous bisexual woman, with a boyfriend, why would you want to come to the Lesbian flirting party? The whole point is to flirt and get frisky. You wouldn’t even be able to do that?

@realitycreatr @dykegrrl No it’s an “I am a dumbass and lack perspective of what it’s like to actually date women” thing

@dykegrrl is this more of a not having a true preference thing?

if you “love all women” you’re probably not genuinely attracted to women. that’s why most of you only date guys

@LeeKurtiss @greenva1073320 @downbadcomment 72 men and not a single one bothered to lie even a little bit? Cmon now you know what the issue is

@greenva1073320 @downbadcomment Dear God that's just astonishingly pathetic cope

@PissOnShotas @Emilia3489 @imdaboykisser

@Emilia3489 @imdaboykisser @namebrandname yeah sure

since this acc randomly got a bit more attention heres my DNI -dni if your friend with/or you are someone problematic/former friend -were not “friends” unless i say it. so keep in mind i dont care about you at all and nothing in my life would change if you died or talked to me