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@NotThatJesus

Always kinda tired, pretty self-aware

Orange County, California Katılım Mart 2011
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@ItzNewtz @OOCgifs_ Bro, you just stepped in shit, Americans are gonna eat you alive
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Its Newt!@ItzNewtz·
@OOCgifs_ Who tf even eats hotdogs anyways. The are the worst sausages
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@Mafiosos_n1_grl @obeseuke A lot of the symbols are just schizos attributing meaning after the fact. If you've ever been down the rabbit hole, these symbols are everywhere, which of course conspiracists take to mean that all children's entertainment is run by pedos
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Mafioso`s bunny@Mafiosos_n1_grl·
@obeseuke genuinely like noway EVERYONE knows all of theses symbols Just like how explaining pedophilia makes u sound like one if u know all the exact symbols it makes you look weird
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@Giga80085 @RealJohnRose lol how is she a "thot" when Wakana is literally the only person she's ever dated and, SPOILER, later marries?
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Giga@Giga80085·
@RealJohnRose that explains the male character being a doormat and not putting the e-thot in her place. fagslop
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@KrTirtho @OrdinaryInds You don't even need a software to not force the laptop to sleep when the lid is closed, it's a simple settings option
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Kingkor Roy Tirtho@KrTirtho·
@OrdinaryInds Bro doesn't know how to turn off windows updates Bro doesn't know there're software that can force the laptop to not sleep when the lid is closed Bro installs apps from Microsoft store Bro presses yes to "Use edge as default browser" prompt 😭🥀
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@monkfyarctic It's usually people in their late teens posting like that. Knowing how fast time flies, the only appropriate response is to smirk at them
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@ZoilaMasOscura The mating thing is because they're in captivity, other animals like cheetahs also have the same issue
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@barbarismcrit My first car was a used 12 year old Toyota Corolla with 80k miles back in 2008 for $700, no one is gonna convince me inflation alone justifies paying these prices
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@The3rdSZN @reeceollld Just reverse through the barrier, they're designed to easily break for this exact scenario
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Jimmy Butler Jr Jr.@The3rdSZN·
@reeceollld Like turn sideways at least or pull over the tracks that the train isn't on lol niggas got no survival instincts
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@WatchKingP @dontasktolink It kills bacteria, it doesn't remove particulates. It's still fine as long as your city's water infrastructure is well maintained
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@smonter42 @NEETzscheIDDQD " it will go for at least another couple hundred thousand miles" is an incredibly optimistic statement
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Tom M.@smonter42·
I bought this 2009 Camry hybrid with 82,000 miles for 9k. I put about $300 of regular maintenance into it and it will go for at least another couple hundred thousand miles. If the hybrid battery dies I can replace that for about $1500. Great used cars that will last you hundreds of thousands of miles are everywhere
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Doc Dayz@chris904812·
@0rang3youglad That btch looks chopped as fck🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIP and all....But seeing how she was a CIA agent who helped to get JFK merched I can so whole heartedly, FCK THAT BTCH.
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Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
Christian Bale turned down Terminator Salvation THREE times. Then a friend told him, “There’s no way you can pull off that role.” Bale’s response: “Oh, really? All right. Well, watch this then.” On set, he got so deep into the role he broke his hand punching a T-600 prop
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@kinpatsukenshi @krus_chiki From the clips I've seen of him, he comes across as the "loves the sound of their own voice" type
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Bekay@kinpatsukenshi·
@krus_chiki Yeah after a couple interviews it was really obvious this guy is mostly just hyping himself up and playing to the cameras.
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Jesus@NotThatJesus·
@mykael_yuddy It made sense for civilizations to sprout up around fertile land & rivers provide that, experiencing a massive flood would have been an inevitability for ancient people
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Udy 💜@mykael_yuddy·
The fact that the Epic of Gilgamesh contains a flood story is actually one reason historians don't view Genesis as a unique eyewitness account. It suggests flood narratives circulated through older Mesopotamian traditions and were adapted by different cultures over time. "Many cultures have flood myths" is evidence that floods deeply affected ancient humans. It is not automatic proof that one single worldwide flood happened exactly as one later religious text describes it. By that logic, since dragons appear in cultures across the world too, paleontologists should probably start looking for fire-breathing fossils. Clown 😂
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@mykael_yuddy Yet the biblical flood is mentioned throughout every culture on earth, including the ancient story of Gilgamesh.. so you’re just being ignorant.

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@amuse This is literally from their manifesto, it's okay to admit you made this shit up
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@amuse@amuse·
This community note is total bullshit. I did not say I made it up. I didn’t even report it first. I was asked to provide another source - aka NYT, WaPo, LA Times etc - I simply said I was the source of the headline. Their former classmates pointed us to the pictures and told us they were a TRANS couple. @grok which accounts posted the reporting that the San Diego mosque shooters were a transgender couple. Confirm that even false community notes cause a post to be demonetized.
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@amuse@amuse·
TRANS TERROR: San Diego mosque shooting suspects identified as 17-year-old Cain Clark & 18-year-old Caleb Vazquez, identified as a transgender couple by classmates. 3 men dead including a security guard. Drive-by media will bury the shooters' identities & ideology.
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@Professor_Goat_ @marionumber4 Sure man, their entire manifesto is filled with conservative talking points taken to the extreme, but they were *leftists"
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Professor_Goat@Professor_Goat_·
@marionumber4 You’re ignoring the manifesto. lol everyone can see that it was leftists killing leftist allies
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kiri 𓄋@howmanyfood·
@RinnerStrikes … i’m surprised i haven’t seen a kirkified captain kirk yet?
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Abu Ali@HandalaSpeaks3·
@NotThatJesus @YankeesMIKE2408 @Breaking911 That doesn’t say they are trans ? Lmfaooooooo. Did you just do a control f and type the word trans. They are talking shit about trans people. You retarded fuck.
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
BREAKING: The two attackers in yesterday’s shooting at the Islamic Center of San Diego have been identified as 17-year-old Cain Clark and 18-year-old Caleb Velasquez. Authorities say the pair livestreamed the attack during the incident. New still photos obtained by the California Post have surfaced of the live-streamed shooting including one pic reportedly showing Cain Clark fatally shooting Caleb before turning the gun on himself.
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