Paul Thomas Stress Disorder

Dearest. Your walls need art. I’m doing commissions. I do these on A3 or A4. Each is an original ink on paper illustration. I decide on the content but we can discuss You for a while first so the work fits the home it’s going to. See more here: instagram.com/naswho/?hl=en

There is an NPC wandering around the ICU going “Your nameplate?” over and over to no one.

Same for Wilston. We only met today and priority I’m getting enough oxygen, rather than assuming I’m trying to kill myself by removing my mask for no reason.

A shoutout to my Milpark icu Annike and Wilston. I’ve had Annike off and on for days. She as always call, where other nurses continuously assume I am trying to escape my oxygen mask, which would be no good. She quickly learned to be patient with poor charades so I ask for help.

Looking forward to the new Russo Bros movie Cherr... Oherk?? Cherk???

My nurse this evening insisted there was no meat in my dinner. When I held it up for her she said “That’s not meat. It’s polony.”

Nurses always telling me I got weird veins.

My room has started responding with the “got smashed” sound.

Apparently in ICU there is a device that, every five seconds, loudly plays a sound effect like Frogger is successfully dodging a car.

@SkhumbuzoTuswa That said, I fucking love Coming To America.

@SkhumbuzoTuswa “Coming For America”

Look. The most appropriate way to respond is with a movie of our own. Roasting the shit out of Americans (this would definitely be the easy part)

On the plus side: breathing pure oxygen is fun.

Even though I functionally could not.

Genuine question: at 32 years old, am I expecting too much of my immediate family if I need them to like, help me get to the hospital?

@jecula I’ve got those things now, thankfully. Not anything else I asked for though.

@naswho No man Nas! You’re not expecting too much. It sounds like you expect too little. Also- that’s the KAKKEST thing I’ve heard in a long time. Do you want me to send you shoes? 😂

@jecula I’ve been admitted to the hospital. Took a few hours to track down my family because once I got here they... went to visit family on the other side of town, leaving me without shoes, ID, and my phone.

@naswho Like fucking no. You’re not. Are you ok now? Do you need to get help?

@Gazza_N Now I just need to find some people who actually want to help me 👌🏽

accurate

Shit. I only got one third superpowers.

I see some of us don't even read the blurb on the Google search page. Not even that.