Dionne Simon

@HustleBitch_ Clair de lune

🚨 GIRL ASKS THE INTERNET A QUESTION THAT IMMEDIATELY TELLS YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT A PERSON “If you could only recommend one song for someone to hear to get their first impression of you… what would it be?” No explanations. No backstory. Just one song that sums you up. Your answer says more than your bio ever could. So what’s the song… and what does it say about you?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Her kids are gorgeous and obviously loved to bits. They’re polite, fed, clean and warm. So yeah, I’d say she’s a pretty good mum.

What a great mum … 🙃

@Geniustechw Up

Okay, let’s help them out. Which way does the fork go in the dishwasher? Tines up or down?

@dom_lucre You can take the woman out of England , but you can’t take the England out of the woman.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actress Cynthia Erivo rushed in to save her WICKED co-star Arianna Grande when a fan ran up on Arianna in excitement. Erivo can be seen attended the scene faster than any of the security and pushed the man away from Grande.

@creepydotorg I reckon numbers 2,3,5 and 8 are still out there.

These police sketches were based on actual criminals who are either in prison or out there in the world somewhere as we speak. Which one is the creepiest?

@emilyroseactor @laurenoconnorPR I was in it, I was the ginger singer for Itsy Bitsy bikini and the voice for Get into the Goove. No fame for me or drugs, just 3 kids and a mortgage. 🤣

@laurenoconnorPR IM watchin this now on video feeling nostalgic,I want to know who the actors are and what they look like now

@InternetH0F Lid to their kettle

go for it

@TheFigen_ It was a grass snake.

@stjosephsharrow @VIAM01 Fabulous ⭐️

Getting ready to go on stage before the banner parade! @VIAM01

@kiripritchardmc @sikisacomedy Did you get all of them in the car? 😉

Oh London, what a show. Thank you so much, I’m pretty blown away that so many of you came along. My incredible tour support was @sikisacomedy . Thanks for all the biscuits. #barabrith

@RachelFairburn Love it, thank you! Please keep doing them, it’s right up my street.

@josierones There’s me thinking how rude it was to bring someone with you. Then the next sentence the penny dropped. 🤣

@MarthaHD @BBCOne Get in 💪🏻

I’ve always thought September was a great month…for a start, it’s when loads of really cool people are born 💁🏼‍♀️but it’s about to get eeeven better cos #BBCGhosts is back with Series 4 on Friday 23 September at 8.30pm @BBCOne Fanny’s excited…are you? 👻🥳

@stjosephsharrow That was fabulous 🎉

Year 6 have been learning how to play the Bacharach Anorak with various instruments during music lessons. Here is a video of the final performance from 6L

@leelioc88 @IrishRail I love this more every time I watch it ❤️

Thanks to the train driver passing through Knocklong/ Elton at 10.50am this morning. You made their day!! Look at the happiness from your hello 👋 @IrishRail please pass on our thanks to that person 😊👏👋🤗#spreadkindness

Congratulations to our Year 3 girls who came 2nd 🥈at the Harrow Football Festival this week. Well done girls. 🥅 ⚽️

@Baddiel I’m not Jewish - but that is out of f#^*ing order!

Take. That. Off.

@BodeansBBQ @sarahgraco

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@RachelFairburn Failing that bite his finger off. Job done