Josh “Senior Staff” Lyman

@kevsaucebro If you’re by the stores on M or Wisconsin, it’s only a few blocks to the Foggy Bottom stop. If you’re by GU, it’s a short walk to the Rosslyn metro. No need to disrupt the existing neighborhood + there’s no real viable spot to put the station.

Georgetown if it had metro

boutta drive around with some david allan coe to take the edge off #chud

Every male should be forced to watch the entirety of Mad Men by age 21 to have an accurate understanding of what was taken from us

can’t wait to get another hillternship summer is such a chud endeavor #stackbread

making out with a fat bitch and she left to get food. wtf am i supposed to do

nobody warns you on how good a hammock and a corona can be

i hate when fat bitches think they something

I wonder if girls think they are chuds just like we do

@13B_SWAPPED she stinks of horses bro, wake up

@nattyhoya DONT TELL ME WHAT I WANT

affluent woman that rides horses and wears cowgirl boots pleas fuck the shit out of me

watching neymar highlights in the crib #expand

stuck in a beach house w an arsenal of chuds wtf do i do

No females are liking my story

@Hanks_Burner69 cause he’s a good man

I bet wemby fucks so many bitches and gets all the play he wants

none of my hometown friends know how to play dye, fucking chuds

your soulmate is posting on x for 7 likes

a couple beers

Genuinely how do you recover from being left on open on snap. Serious advice only, this shit needs to happen

Quiero tomar con los muchachos