Natalie Neumann

@ccengct Hello! YVR employee here. Coming from RDU and connecting through on the same day, you will not need to clear Canada customs so long as your checked bags are correctly tagged. Coming back depends on your inbound carrier. Happy to chat via DM if you want more info.

Let's go to 🇨🇦 Vancouver! 🇨🇦 @AirCanada will offer nonstop seasonal service between RDU and @yvrairport starting June 5. Flights run 3x/week aboard a Boeing 737 MAX. YVR is a preclearance airport, offering U.S.-bound travelers a more convenient experience. Tickets on sale now!

Tua Tagovailoa leading with his head 15 feet in front of the rest of his body. Someone teach that man to slide.

"You're just a step on the boss man's ladder" playing while showing the DCC spending 12+ hours on game day to get paid pennies feels very appropriate #AmericasSweethearts

Are the #canucks aware that they aren't being charged by the shot?

Random fireworks in my neighborhood starting right now. I can only assume this is because Max is out. #f1 #AustralianGP

Player of the game for the #canucks game should be the goal light. No one worked harder today.

@morgantlindberg @JosinaAnderson Obviously to carry Taylor out in!

@JosinaAnderson Fuck a clear bag policy 🤣

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds exiting Met Life…

@JockCartier Curious as to why he didn’t offer to do it on behalf of his wife…his hands seemed to be working well enough to take a photo after all.

No reason she can’t. I’d also bet good money she was a pain in the ass leading up to that point and obviously didn’t do jack shit to stop her kids from making a mess

@mairE_keyL @ZoeSotet @postsecret I missed it but had a coworker gleefully text me a play by play as they attempted to pop it!

@nattyneu @ZoeSotet @postsecret Were you able to observe their dawning realization that it wasn't a balloon bouquet?

so funny, from #reddit

@ZoeSotet @postsecret I made the quit with peel and stick vinyl, took it with me to the party store, stuck them down and then inflated to make sure they were good and stuck. I needed to make sure they stayed on tight 😂

@nattyneu @postsecret Did you have to adapt the balloon yourself or is this something you can buy? Because if it is that's both amazing, and a sad indictment on society...

@KjerstiEkeland @oneunderscore__

Now for real truth about the Titanic! *plays version of the movie Titanic that somehow has all boats edited out*

I have an overwhelmingly Canadian need to apologize to every person I bump in to in the lazy river.

@JockCartier Had a professor hand back work by shouting the email he got it from vs our names. Said "if you're embarrassed this is being shouted in front of your friends, think about how it looks when applying for a job". A lot of new email addresses were created that day.

Never ceases to amaze me the email addresses people will put on a resume. For all the electricboner82@wherever.com's out there, shine on you lazy diamonds!

@ocled @TheTomWho They should have fired him the moment it was leaked and had a interim coach take over. Instead they choose to string him along for an unnecessary and disrespectful amount of time. So yes, it could have been controlled.

@TheTomWho Who’s fault is it that the were going to fire the BB was leaked? Could Rutherford have controlled that. Once it was leaked should he have changed his plan?

@ScottGustin Naming a section of the parking lot after a dumb chicken who can’t find his way out of a bucket was certainly a choice.

NEW: The EPCOT auto plaza marquee will get a new look later this month. And starting today, character-themed parking lots will be added that includes “some of the heroes and sidekicks who represent concepts” in EPCOT: Crush, Dory, HeiHei, Moana, Rocket, Gamora, WALL-E, and Eve.

They should have let Brett Maher drive the Titanic, he would have missed the iceberg.

"You only wanted 1 win at the start of the season" she whispers to herself as she holds her breath watching the Seahawks season hang in the balance of OT.

Anderson Cooper last year: wasted, talking about tequila and giggling for hours, bringing joy to us all. Anderson Cooper, banned from drinking on air this year: "Wanna know how they hang people on New Years Day?" #CNNNYE

Broncos are gonna need a little help from ChiefsAholic to get that Sean Payton money after draining their accounts to pay Russell Wilson.