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nchammer326

@nchammer326

I wrote some articles for Cracked. I like pro wrestling, music, comedy, history, and finding weird junk on the internet. I'm also @TrashCave

Katılım Aralık 2009
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nchammer326@nchammer326·
Diogenes of Sinope kinda reminding me of "my roommate banksy" here
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claypot.blue 🪴@_claypot·
just booted up the sequel. eric sparrow pissed himself, phil margera is here, and i just unlocked ben franklin. game of the century
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129. Tony Hawk's Underground 🎮 | 1️⃣ first time a tony hawk game's really clicked with me. genuinely couldn't put it down after a day, even if i suck at it. really well-balanced campaign and just an overall great time. fuck you, eric sparrow 9 / 10 + ❤️

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BuffaloRon@BuffaloRon·
Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo
Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo@doulbedoink·
Jake Sully is a weird figure in Na’vi history, like what if Rachel Dolezal was also George Washington
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A$AP $MILE$@asapsmiles·
I love Outkast but bro this pic😭😭😭😭😭
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bayes@bayeslord·
I can’t stop laughing at this
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Brian Graham 🦬
Brian Graham 🦬@iroasmas·
i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.”
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane·
It’s a miracle I finish any Stephen King book because the opening is always something like: “May those curse it who curse the day, Those who are ready to arouse Leviathan. May the stars of its morning be dark.” -The Book of Job “We all live in a Yellow Submarine.” -Ringo Starr
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How nonfiction authors feel after opening their book with one epigraph from high culture and another from pop culture

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Desean Packson@DeseanPackson·
Sorry man it’s highly unlikely I drop another huge piece of sausage
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mishi@hunterch4fer·
I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better
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parrot's raincoat

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