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Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

🚨 Michael Carrick in four months as Man United interim manager… ➖Defeated Pep Guardiola’s Man City. ➖Defeated Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal. ➖Defeated Arne Slot’s Liverpool. ➖Defeated Liam Rosenior’s Chelsea. ➖Defeated Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.

Cunha has hit this cele against Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool this season 🏄‍♂️

RUTO IS HEARTLESS MAN !!

Your course mates are hiding past questions from you and you think it's links and opportunities they'll share with you. Life after school is going to be crazy😂

QATAR and UAE BLACK TAX, If you work in Qatar, UAE or those Middle East countries, SAVE YOUR MONEY. Don't rely on relatives back home. "Your younger brother is jobless, please, he needs 400K to buy a small car for Über." Don't attempt to withdraw your money. You will cry when you return. Be selfish. Otherwise, you will send them your money, they will misuse the money then when you return broke, they will mock you and gossip. "We don't know what this loser did with his money." "He wasted on alcohol and women." "Why did he go there? What a waste!"

Jana kwa mat nilipanda nikienda home everyone was looking so pissed - tired, exhausted, underpaid and underfucked, mpaka conductor akasema ati “jamani tulipe fare kwa upendo” 😭😭 I kid you not 😂😭

Making new friends cos the old ones left me & got married

@AmbrosMr_ That will be my last conversation with the so called parents

Uweeh, wazazi sometimes ndio huvuta msee nyuma☠️☠️.

Not because they’re broke, the real danger is the amount of free time they have.

he only wants the title of president, he lacks the capability to actually run a country. he’s intentionally useless.

Men, Never trust what a woman tells you, “I love you” “I will never leave you” “We are meant to be together” These are emotions she triggers to please herself at that moment, Her words & promises are baseless. Two days later she will dump you. #MasculinitySaturday

Like For Rice. Retweet for Fernandes

Musalia 4 Billion Muturi 700 Million Duale 851 Million Mutua 420 Million Wahome 390 Million Ladies and gentlemen a total of over 6 Billion Shillings appeared for vetting in bunge today to join the mama mboga government.

Ukiwai pata dem anapack anataka kutoka kwako, msaidie kupack asichelewe

@HonAdenDuale I was in hospital today. I am a teacher. SHA has capped at 1200 for teachers. Gachagua is right

ALL AGAINST WHO 😭😭😭

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@Safaricom_Care @Kvaati Mnasema kama huna za bundles siezi register.. tf is this type of greed?

@Kvaati Hello @Kvaati, apologies for that. Please use mobile data to access the app as we work to resolve the connection through WiFi. ^JK

Hey @Safaricom_Care i am on Home Fiber your network and i cant access this app 😂😂😂😂 Who even came up with this crap??