ncjack's anger translator (parody)

Sup Bitches👋I'm ncjack's anger translator and I am your daddy. Here's a quick get to know me: -🧑‍💻I'm a Gameplay Programmer (I can't fix the servers you dumb fuck) -🗼Running shit since Red Crow (Y1S4) -4000+ hrs in your mom -2x Ranked 2.0 champ -🏆3x go5 participant Fuck You

@ncjack_ Now everyone can shut the fuck up

Seems like Christams came early! And I got gold! I can now see my rank! Check for yourself in-game. P.S. I dont think the API is up yet as third party trackers still seem to be down.

Don’t let BikiniBodhi see this, he’ll blow a blood vessel

@ncjack_ @greghavenner @BikiniBodhi The dev who coded solis stole my lunch out of the fridge last week. It was tiki masala too. Fuck solis

@greghavenner @BikiniBodhi solis is my biggest counter and I hate it lol - droning? nope - planting? nope - flank watch? nope - claymores? nope

Kafe exemplifies everything wrong with Solis at the moment. "Use your drones" I literally CAN'T

@ncjack_ @AlrightCrow note: a direct shot of adrenaline and morphine into your veins would probably make you gasp

@AlrightCrow note: doc Buff missing from the latest patch notes

New phantom buff to the stim pistol makes Doc cum now

@MericaPatriotR6 @ncjack_ @Aero_AUB @Pengu I curl your squat

I think it's interesting how much people care about their visible rank. (Not a bad thing. I care too lol) Although, I would be interested to see a season where rank was hidden until the season was over. How much would it affect retention?

@ncjack_ @HaanSoloR6 BUY BUY SPEND MONEY BUY R6 CREDITS

@HaanSoloR6 Solis skin is noice

New PL skins are out btw :)

@ncjack_ @MadeByKOOBI @LuxionicaR6 @KudosOnYT We lost the code that makes gadgets invisible, and the guy that coded that defected to valorant so fuck him

@MadeByKOOBI @LuxionicaR6 @KudosOnYT I think thats the point tho. I think designers have decided that invisible gadgets are just not fun and they dont want to go down that path anymore. Echo was the start, lesion is the finish.

Initial damage on Lesion should have never returned imo

@ncjack_ @dyn4micfx @GFX_Hon @ITBesports banger? I hardly know her

@dyn4micfx @GFX_Hon @ITBesports what a BANGER

3D Siege Edit for @ITBEsports:

@ncjack_ @Lindsey_GG_ I wouldnt treat you like this

@Lindsey_GG_ the word "females" is just an instant litmus test for weirdos lol

I am never joining a Tarkov discord again.

@ncjack_ @C0SMICESPORTS @Doki_R6 @ItsWrenn Forgot I had to dumb everything down bc r6 players are a bunch of mouthbreating middle schoolers

@C0SMICESPORTS @Doki_R6 @ItsWrenn yeah, I think everything i write could probably be worded better lol I appreciate the support ❤️

Are there any devs or members of the R6 team that could update about the current ranked situation? I want to see my rank, is a fix coming soon? 🙂

@ncjack_ @avinashnc_ They kicked me for some little rat boy shitter before I could carry them to the top

@avinashnc_ technically i wasnt plying on that team, but yeah

Hey!👋I'm Jack and I'm a R6 Dev. Here is a quick get to know me: - 🧑‍💻I'm a Gameplay Programmer (work mostly on op gadgets) - 🗼First season was Red Crow (Y1S4) - 4000+ hrs in R6 - 2x Champ and 7x 💎(PC) - 🏆former College R6 admin and player for a top 3 team See you in game!

@ncjack_ @b1ologic Bio must think dokk isnt banned enough

@b1ologic 🗒️✍️dokk 1 speed, sledge loses L85, mute loses SMG-11... got it!

@ncjack_ @ObamaLawyer no

@ObamaLawyer yes

@ncjack_ @mape691 My favorite season was def shadow legacy, thats when we started only releasing 1 op so I got to start getting to work at 1 pm

@mape691 1. yes. i think the game gets better everyday. we have issues, but i promise its 1 step back, 2 steps forward 2. my favorite season for ranked was Neon Dawn. it was the first season I got Diamond and I played around 600 games (the most I've ver played)

@ncjack_ @Awto_ttg Bro its cool you can just say you are dogshit at the game

@Awto_ttg 800HP shield?!?!

@ncjack_ @Gettrickyy Bro you really cooked with this idea. Why didnt we think of letting twitch use her drones in prep phase!?!? That change is going live tmo.

@Gettrickyy I'm not sure if you know, but Twitch used to be able to use her drone in prep phase! I was not here when they removed it but if i had to guess, it was changed for 2 reasons: 1. consistency between all characters 2. to not disincentivize Defense from using gadgets in prep phase

@ncjack_ @OscarCliffords God forbid an LMG is useful at all

@OscarCliffords I used to be a maestro main as well and I haven't played him in months. I agree, he's not in a great spot right now which is disappointing

@ncjack_ @Yeetus66776984 Way to stay relevant yardy!

@Yeetus66776984 no way lmao