John K

The Keadle Phenomenon: anytime you’re going to a drive through and you’re stopped in traffic behind one or more cars, every car in front of you is going to the same drive through.

@alphaman_111 #3 is not true…

Scary Facts That Are Actually True: 1. There are more empty houses in the world than there are homeless people. 2. A dead body might still move a little even hours after dying. 3. You can't read or tell time in a dream. 4. People with mental problems, including psychopaths, often say their favorite color is blue. 5. Only two days in your life aren't 24 hours long—your birthday and the day you die. 6. On average, we unknowingly pass by 14 murderers in our lifetime. 7. Your brain can make up fake memories that feel totally real. 8. If you enjoy learning facts and psychology, you should follow me.

@RushmoreLists @duranduran Open Your Eyes by Yes and by Asia

Let's put together the Mount Rushmore of songs that begin with the letter "O." Our list today: "Ordinary World" by @duranduran "One" by U2 "(Oh) Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison "Old Time Rock & Roll" by Bob Seger O, what a list! Disagree? That's okay. Leave us yours!

@brockpierson All the time… you?

Honestly did anyone EVER use the red nub thinger on laptops

@heyshipz Hi

NO account should be under 1k !! say hi and WE follow YOU

@PolitiBunny Chances of losing a wheel to a lawn mower are low, but not zero.

So, I have a crazy story for you all. As many of you know, my husband and I recently won a car in a raffle. The drawing took place in Wyoming, so we had to have the car shipped across the country to Virginia. *which was a whole thing, but that's not this story* It took about a week for the car to get here, but once it was here, I was toast. Done. Fell in love with it, and YES, it's a Subaru Impreza. I'm not a lesbian. Yet. Anywho. We've been parking the Impreza outside, by my son's big old SUV, in our driveway, which is rather WIDE and has room for at least two cars. Easily. Yesterday, our landscapers showed up, and for whatever reason, one of them, on a rather large industrial mower, decided he would try to go BETWEEN the two cars in our driveway. You can see where this is going. Luckily, the giant mower got STUCK between the tires and did not cause any real damage to either vehicle, except for the rim on the Impreza's back tire. It is scratched pretty badly and deeply. *sigh* The landscaper has already said he will cover any damage, and to let him know... I found out this morning that we can't even get a rim for the vehicle until June because the car is that new. I know, boohoo, first world problems, but it's just so insane that I could be involved in an automobile accident without being there, and the other automobile is a damn lawn mower. Yay me. ;)

@elonmusk Are there still a few hundred parked in the dead mall parking lot in Raleigh?

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@VaibhavSisinty Still not sure I believe this..

I think this is the most insane thing the CIA has ever made public. 😨 They have a secret AI tool called Ghost Murmur. It detects your heartbeat from 40 miles away using AI. Not your phone. Not a tracker. Not a radio signal. Your heartbeat. It uses sensors built from synthetic diamonds to lock onto the electromagnetic fingerprint your heart produces every single beat, then pairs it with AI to filter that one signal from 1,000 square miles of noise. Last week, a wounded American pilot was hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran. No phone. No tracker. No way to call for help. America found him anyway. From the sky. By listening to his chest. But nobody mentioned the most important detail. This was Ghost Murmur's first operational use. It's been sitting classified for years. Tested. Ready. Waiting. They didn't reveal it to impress you. They revealed it because the rescue was already public. Every technology a government admits to is the one they've already moved past. Your heart has been broadcasting your location your entire life. Someone just built the receiver.

@Mikehomeseller Used to be Funeral for a Friend /Love Lies Bleeding but recently I like Burn Down the Mission.

What is your favorite song by Elton John? #mikesquestions

@elonmusk Ford’s lost $90k on every EV it’s sold. That E-F150 you bought for $125k really cost $215k.

lol

@walterkirn @PolitiBunny Here for you, dude. How can I help?

Never been more throttled on this site. No idea why. Never cared less. If I end up basically texting with two decent thinking people with good senses of humor I won't mind. I'm a writer stuck in a room all day and it's my way of getting out.

Falkland Tacos…

@VerminusM Good, you?

A question for my wonderful followers: How are you feeling right now?

@TukiFromKL I’m not sure I believe this either..

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same classified division that built the SR-71 Blackbird.. the stealth bomber.. the U-2 spy plane.. every secret aircraft America has ever denied existed until they didn't.. it uses quantum magnetometry to pick up the electromagnetic pulse your heart makes every time it beats.. then AI filters out everything else.. the pilot.. callsign "Dude 44 Bravo" was wounded.. alone for two days.. hiding in a crack in a mountain.. while Iranian forces searched for him on foot.. and America found him from the sky.. by listening to his chest.. here's the part that should rewrite everything you think about privacy and power.. this was Ghost Murmur's FIRST operational use.. meaning it's been sitting in a vault.. tested.. ready.. waiting for a moment important enough to reveal it.. they didn't show you this to impress you.. they showed you this because the next person they use it on won't be a rescue

@TechLayoffLover @AsheSchow I’m not sure I believe this..

Computer science professor at a major state university just finished the worst faculty meeting in 32 years of academia Department head dropped the placement statistics like a bomb at 2:47 PM on a Wednesday 2023: 89% placement rate within 6 months of graduation 2024: 67% placement rate 2025: 34% placement rate 2026 projections: 12% placement rate 312 CS majors graduating this spring. Industry contacts saying maybe 40 will find work. The dean wants to know why enrollment is still climbing while job prospects crater Faculty sitting there like deer in headlights because what the fuck do you tell 19-year-olds taking out $40k per year in loans Half the curriculum is already obsolete. Teaching data structures while companies replace entire engineering teams with Claude and Cursor. One professor suggested pivoting to "AI collaboration skills" and got laughed out of the room Another said we should warn students. Department head said that would "damage program reputation and university revenue" So they keep taking tuition money from kids who will graduate into a wasteland Career services still posts those bullshit salary averages from 2022 when new grads were getting $140k offers Now the same companies are hiring 2 senior engineers with AI tools instead of 12 junior developers Every CS professor knows their students are walking into a meat grinder But the university needs those enrollment numbers to hit budget targets They're literally selling degrees that lead to DoorDash driving

@SimplyKatie___ Same

Less than 7% of my followers engage with me or even see my posts. Looks like I'm overrun with b0ts. I'm doing a major purge. If you want to stay, just let me know by responding!

@bengaljims_BTR @DrewGarrison Are we gonna turn @TheGunzShow into a Bengals fan?

@ncjks @DrewGarrison You drop ur pin?

🚨WHERE DO YOU WHODEY FROM🚨 The original Bengals fan map lives at the Bengal Jim & Friends Tailgate Experience. Showing fans from all 50 states, 100’s of city’s and over 30 country’s! but not everyone can make it in town for the tailgate. This is the virtual fan map, built so anyone, anywhere can drop a pin and rep where they Who Dey from. When you sign up, you get a unique link anyone who uses your link to join the map counts as a recruit, and the Super Fan leaderboard ranks fans by how many recruits they've brought to the map. You can find your unique link by clicking on the "Share" button in the bottom left corner of the map. Drop it in the family group chat and move up the super fan leaderboard! More interactive things coming soon! 👉🏾 bengaljimandfriends.com/map

@bengaljims_BTR @DrewGarrison Excellent coaching.

I just added myself to the global Bengals fan map — you should too: bengaljimandfriends.com/signup.html?re…

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. I prefer Van Halen with Sammy Hagar.

@Mikehomeseller Synchronicity Part 2

What is your favorite song by The Police? #mikesquestions #ThePolice