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Wait, so structuring every part of our society around the abundance of oil wasn't a good idea?

@lay2000lbs How much is opening twitter?

At the bad decisions store Does anyone need anything?

@_esk_kse_ @functi0nZer0 "General" implies it can reason through anything, therefore applying its intelligence generally - which is not how LLMs work

@functi0nZer0 Why isn't it AGI? Think we're being a bit rich on the bar for how impressive general intelligence is

A year or two ago I was solidly in the stochastic parrot camp, because I still wasn’t impressed by capability In the big 26 I reckon if you’re not looking around and seeing it’s far more than that you’re simply wilfully blind Are LLMs going to hit AGI? No They still rock tho

@functi0nZer0 Still haven't heard any good arguments against the stochastic parrot view

@deww400 @TrustlessState @VitalikButerin @tkstanczak Not really the point of the thread or op, but... Yes, Solana is still centralized lol

@TrustlessState @VitalikButerin 1) it's crazy the eth community is STILL calling sol centralized in march 2026 2) most people cheering for this new mandate also cheered for last year's mandate from @tkstanczak which was to focus more on apps and BD, and this new mandate is a complete 180 capitulation of that

Hey @VitalikButerin, if Ethereum doesn't build for the real world then what's the point

@zeeg @trashh_dev

@trashh_dev nah we're still all in on "this tech is useful"

im fully convinced that LLMs are not an actual net productivity boost (today) they remove the barrier to get started, but they create increasingly complex software which does not appear to be maintainable so far, in my situations, they appear to slow down long term velocity

@brucexu_eth @VitalikButerin @tkstanczak @0xValentinesXBT @DeanEigenmann @elonmusk Is step 6 becoming a white nationalist and using your wealth to further authoritarian causes? Or is that step 7?

Maybe there’s something to learn from @elonmusk ’s first-principles approach and management style: start from the whole system, identify the bottleneck, go straight at it, break it down from first principles, and solve it fast. What EF — or the Ethereum ecosystem more broadly — may need is a highly execution-driven team that can play that role: tackling key problems head-on and pushing through with real force. The overall framework should still be grounded in CROPS as the baseline and guiding principle, while also taking real-world constraints and commercial realities seriously.

there is no clearer sign that @tkstanczak was ousted by the old guard at the EF for bringing in the necessary shakeup EF decided to double down and stay dumb af

@JLarky You're a dev and don't know how inputs work on a browser? Or just intentionally lying?

someone at github added autocomplete to one time passwords

@adxtyahq Have you watched the video? Absolutely terrible attempt - banned and probably shadow banned later on linkedin - applying in a country where you don't speak the language - ai generated new github account - fake name with no history ragebait

A senior engineer created a fake junior dev to test hiring advice. The profile had: - good portfolio - active GitHub - senior-level projects - even faked YOE He ran the experiment in the Netherlands, a country known for its developer shortage. Applied to 36 jobs and didn’t get a single interview. The junior dev market is brutal.

@plantaroid play pokemon odyssey for free instead

going through pokopia induced psychosis

@dji____ @pewresearch do you just hate coffee, or...?

@pewresearch 6% distinction within the margin of error. imo. also, coffee stains your teeth, and makes you lose sleep. people hate and distrust themselves more than others, whether they know it or not.

We asked people around the world to rate the morality and ethics of others in their country. The U.S. is the only place we surveyed where more adults describe the morality and ethics of others living in the country as bad than good. See our full morality report here: pewresearch.org/religion/2026/…

@zeebradoom so is the broken link in your bio, but you don't hear us complaining

The crypto scene in toronto is so unbelievably dead

@trashh_dev It's only a mere 1-week adventure

idk if this season of frieren could go any slower

@NetflixAndGrill @typesfast "everything non-essential" please stop putting non-essential cookies on your apps

Cookies are literally what make the modern web usable. Without them: • You’d log in every single page refresh • Shopping carts would empty the second you click away • Your preferences (dark mode, language, etc.) reset constantly
The banners suck, but they’re there because EU law (ePrivacy Directive + GDPR) requires explicit consent for anything non-essential. Blame Brussels, not web devs.

Can we stop putting cookie warnings on our web sites or not yet?

@nouconcept Pachirisu please!

Since Pokémon Day is getting near... I want to draw your favorite Pokémon! 🧡🎨 Please comment with your fav Pokémon and I'll make a silly, colorful sketch for you!! 😊

@ibrand @Colin_Lougheed These are the reactions of the highest offices of each country. You can't give a single example of this from Canada that isn't a rando on twitter.

@Colin_Lougheed Two randomly selected tweets I’m sure. Why didn’t you cherry pick a bad Canadian one? Because there out here in droves.

If there was any question about the current differences between Canada and the US, these 2 tweets should help to clear everything up.

It's 2026, pokemon fire red just came out and a new asdf movie was just released

@0xngmi @thedefiedge Are people not using wallets that simulate outcomes anymore? I thought this has been the norm for ages

@thedefiedge there have been quite a few scam websites that differentiate behaviours based on $ amounts, so for small amounts they'll work fine but for big $ amounts they'll scam

I always just $1 first just in case

guys, writing _simple_ software is becoming a true lost art. We are all so fucking addicted to dependency bloated, hyper composable Frankenstein systems where every tiny diff triggers a transitive verification nightmare. Oh and we keep pretending abstraction is free. Well guess what it is fucking NOT. Every layer introduces more state, more edge cases, more undefined behaviour, and more emergent interactions that nobody really fully models. Remember: observability decreases as indirection increases. I mean, formal reasoning effectively collapses when the effective system boundary is the entire ecosystem. Oh and then you guys vibe code even more dependency stuffed software and implicitly feed it back into the same LLM, great. Can we stop this insanity for a second? Fewer dependencies (or even better _no_ dependencies). Smaller trusted computing base. Deterministic builds. Reproducibility. Code you can actually read, reason about, and audit e2e. Simplicity is not nostalgia. It is the only thing standing between us and a fucking systemic collapse.

@0xLivster Just pivot to making fun of inauthentic people - it's my 2026 vibe at least