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It takes so much effort to produce a smile these days

Stuck the lint roller into the banana peel and is now licking it

Guy rolling lint off a banana

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis

How do I stop stopping at green lights

What fucking child is practicing their scales outside my window

The subway is either guy jacking off making eye contact with me, or the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. There is no in between

Happy new year

@SirQueef420 Us lol

Why doesn’t anyone want to be in a situationship with me? Like seriously

Could’ve bought a house with the money I’ve spent on mobile games

Yes

Wine better than sleeping pills I drink too much

90. she was a fucking kid.

Alhamdulillah

darkness approaches

Like moths to a flame

@POTUS THANK YOU OBAMA, GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY REALLY NEED

Concert tickets are hard enough to get, you shouldn’t have to pay surprise service fees on top of that. My Administration is working to crack down on those junk fees, so you know what you are paying for up front.

@dionnataccetta_ You’re looking handsome

Michael

@BonerWizard @SirQueef420

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack