Lucky Ndume

Mna lipia wamama flights wana shuka Nairobi kuingia locals na alluta with the captains

Imagine mtu analala kwa floor anasema hivi. Ama ulibuy bed bbg😭🤣

@artdafinakenya Yogo yogo

What's the Swahili word for YOGHURT?

420

It bought me a quarter an acre of land.

Hii mwaka nimejituma sana, nothing to show lakini nimejituma 🥹

@LemayianLeiyan Ero yes

Sijui tufanye a Maasai meet & greet next year 🤭

Kiambu declaration... Zakayo shuka! Amewaramba vya kutosha 😂😂

Mimi nadai kukupump. Mimi ni sneaky link. Kuja nikupikie.

Weed Twitter might be the realest community on this app

Mayai surgeon would have changed his fortunes in an unimaginable ways if he'd have stayed professional

@WanjiruWanjeri Kaunda suit man akiona hii tweet kwa tl yake

Was paying NHIF with rent on mind na nikaweka the rent amount, nikifinya send ndio the old NHIF paybill ikaleta error. January ningeona kivumbi.

1. vs Fulham

@musakuru45 Nayo kanairo ukifikiwa umefikiwa.

Walevi wa cbd mkae rada around this period, thieves are hungry or 'kutafuta pesa ya christmas' is on at a high rate. Jana kuna my boy amepigwa ngeta in a chuoms we have visited for years.

@JustRosalyn Si mliambiwa women are snakes

Can someone tell the tourist not to compare himself with Kibaki! In my opinion the difference between them is night and day.

A video about GSU from someone who has actually served at GSU. @Ohta_Ryota From NTV Kenya

Lmao Ruth Kirathe😂😂😂

@Limorio_ Bado naisha 😂😂😂

Unakaa kuitisha traffic police hongo