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@dontplay_z Me I usually have a wank about 4am to get bk to sleep

Who Masturbates cause they're Horny anymore? We out here Masturbating either to go to SLEEP or PROCRASTINATE

@kilianmuv I find them extremely sexy wen new and clean on a hot lad 😍

Was haltet ihr vom Konzept Unterwäsche?

Bir adam, karısından boşandıktan sonra yeni bir ilişkiye başlamıştı. Yeni sevgilisiyle birlikteyken geçirdiği korkunç bir kazada boyundan aşağısı tamamen felç (tetraplejik) oldu. Artık kollarını ve bacaklarını hiç kullanamıyordu. Yeni sevgilisi bu durumu öğrenci adamı terk etti... Ancak eski eşi, yıllarca birlikte olduğu eski kocasının halini görünce yanına döndü. Ona bakmaya, yemek yedirmeye, temizlemeye ve her ihtiyacını karşılamaya başladı.❤️

@irish__eye My complete downfall are tight tradie trousers on a complete fittie

🚨🔔Hunk Alert 🥵🥵

@kirawontmiss You no rats can swim don't you 😂

SlNK THE SHIP IMMEDIATELY

@Jenny_1884 I've never ever order from any of those companies, I cook my own healthy food from all over the word as I'm a bloody good cook

I won’t order from Deliveroo, Uber Eats or Just Eat as you never know who’s going to be knocking on your door. Does anyone else feel like this?

OMG! I’m dying laughing!!!🤣

@Alpha_Camz24 Wow i wanna have someone like this in my life right now I'm so bloody lonely

😈🦶🏼

@HumanityChad Just like my little girl even wen I've just gone outside for a few minutes it's absolutely adorable 🥰

The ways she sits for him! 😭🫶🏻

@BohuslavskaKate Take it up your asses you Orcs

Epic moment Ukrainian 'Flamingo' slams into Russian Cheboksary last night 💥 YEBAAAAT YEBAAAAAAAAAT 🔊😁

@GriftReport But I bet his a monster in the sheets 😂😆

29-year-old Harrison Randall was caught speeding at 105mph in November 2023. Instead of accepting the ticket, he invented a fake driver named Markus Augustine and sent police a letter claiming Augustine was behind the wheel. When that failed, he forged an email receipt from a non-existent garage called DNA Autos, inventing another fake person who supposedly took responsibility for the offence. Southampton Crown Court heard Randall already has multiple prior convictions for driving offences and is serving a four-year sentence for burglary as part of a gang that stole £450,000 from Co-ops. He was jailed for an extra 12 months consecutive plus a 26-month driving ban. The judge called his efforts "crazy lengths" to avoid justice. Prat

@AlafinOfOgun Been there for 18 years was my best mate, had some very good times 😜😄 more like a bromance it ended last year wen he came to my house for the last time.

Hey gay man, stop letting people who do nothing for you have so much influence over you.

@kumxem Just to vent really

Why do you keep posting on 𝕏 when you get no engagement?

@vicioushardy Absolutely yes 💯 and I'd take his ck down my throat as he drove around

would you get in his car?

@carlyincontro His a complete fookwit should never be around kids

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMFAO

@goodboiaustin Don't we all mate

I want a guy friend so bad man

@NatalkaKyiv So you reap what you sow

“Now they’ve reached us. I'm f*cking shocked! How the f*ck am I supposed to live with this information now?” wonders a Russian woman in Nizhny Tagil, 2,000 km away from the Ukrainian border.

@whoismrzero Why can't they just dress like men I understand it's art but ffs

This is not attractive.