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@girldrawsghosts Chuck Schumer is about to write a lot of angry letters. And that's about it.

@girldrawsghosts This show got a ton of acclaim for the first season, and then the acclaim tailed off a bit. It shouldn't have. There are some great characters waiting to show up, and some mind blowing episodes towards the end.

@xgigglypuff That book is probably Team of Rivals and is considered an excellent book.

i really don’t know that much about history honestly. My coworker texted me this the other day. how do i beat the history buff allegations?

the Boston Massacre was brought up and I said that 5 people died and rattled off some random facts about the story like how John Adams defended Captain Preston in the trial and my coworkers said it was abnormal that I knew that much about it off the top of my head and I was like no literally everyone knows that 5 people died in the Boston Massacre and so then I asked other random coworkers “how many people died in the Boston massacre?” and the first guy said “idk, maybe four or five thousand” and then the next guy said “what’s that? the marathon thing??” and then another guy said “a few thousand” and then I started to wonder if maybe software engineers don’t know enough about history or if Americans in general don’t know enough about the American revolution and now they think I have a weird obsession with the American revolution and they think I’m a history buff and now they randomly bring up questions around it and I answer them innocently of course but they are secretly laughing about their perception of my keen interest in the subject Has this happened to anyone else lately TLDR: my coworkers think I’m obsessed with the American revolution but I’m NOT

@girldrawsghosts Andor and the Mandalorian were great, but we need a 2 season backstory of this band. Think Almost Famous meets the Rutles.

@stacycay I don't think the R word in that sentence stands for resonance.

@jennylewis This is the question you ask after 2 Modelos and 3 bong rips.

top 3 jerk off scenes on movies/tv? don’t say saltburn

@xgigglypuff Maybe engineer some software to send those electronically? Seems possible.

i made these rosemary garlic rolls for my friends :)

@girldrawsghosts I'm surprised someone hasn't done that with something like Pulp Fiction, but each segment has a different director or something.

@xgigglypuff Awesome! If you could proofread a few essays for me that would be great! MLA style citations would help out a lot, too.

I will critique college essays that I see on here, people get angry and tell me to post my work, so I post my work, then they say I’m trying to make it about myself LOL

@xgigglypuff The only thing better than books are free books.

I don’t have an OF. What I would like to promote to you is a membership to your local public library and a dedication to education. I think it could greatly improve your unfortunate circumstances.

@girldrawsghosts Were you incessantly bullied and needed humor and a quick wit to defend yourself?

@FrankConniff Oh? Were you a fan?

I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.

@girldrawsghosts They picked young supreme court justices, and stacked all the other courts with far right judges. I mean, Trumps a dumbass, but the people engineering this are smart and this is well planned out. They know what they are doing and how to manipulate him.

@girldrawsghosts Wait, it's Tuesday already?

@sawyeurism Not sure what series the OF is, but, most people prefer the OT (Original Trilogy).

@xgigglypuff Usually her angle is obtuse. That may have changed.

Genuinely what is her angle I’m curious

@girldrawsghosts Might as well argue he should be in Shawshank Redemption.

@girldrawsghosts Kind of an insult to wet dog food, to be honest.

@snidog And I would imagine before any playoff series the coaching staff would go over any ground rules or stadium irregularities.

I assume Dean learned this “bush league crap” — aka “baseball rules” — long before he was a pro ballplayer, presumably one of the hundreds of times he watched and/or played a baseball game growing up. You know, like the rest of us.