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@joe_yer99 You couldn't pee in the one on the right though

Lanes could be great

@GrailArchive The wing mirrors ffs

EV haters won’t like this one 😄 IONIQ 5N is a game changer🏁

@PoliceScotland Looks like harassing folk going about their normal day

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@autocar Tragic

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@celtic_jaime Backender

What do you call the end piece of bread ?

@Ac7ionMann @jakeshieldsajj He's going to break your neck

Hey @jakeshieldsajj your daughter is a fat disgusting pig. I don’t know how you let her grow up to be such a fat ugly useless piece of trash but you sure pulled it off. This is literally embarrassing 😂 Guess nazis daughters don’t know how to control their food addiction. Gross lazy eye btw

@stats_feed Im surviving

MORE DISGUSTING FACTS ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY 🧺💀 1. Underwear washed with towels transfers fecal bacteria straight to the towel you dry your face with. 2. Cold wash doesn’t kill bacteria — your “clean” clothes can still be carrying live staph and strep. 3. Leave wet clothes in the machine just 30 minutes… and mold starts growing. 4. That front-loader rubber seal? It’s secretly lined with black mold you’ve probably never cleaned. The stats that make it worse: - One underwear load can release 100 million E. coli into the wash water. - 90% of bathroom towels test positive for coliform (fecal) bacteria. - Cold-water washing now dominates households… and leaves viable pathogens behind. Your “fresh” laundry drawer might be grosser than you think.

@jimac1111 Dunoon service suspended again yesterday, dont claim it is cheap, its not.

BBC Scotland has produced approx 150 to 200 ferry stories in the last year. Cal Mac is running with a success rate of over 95%. They are amongst the cheapest ferry connections in the world and work in some of the most challenging waters in Europe.

@RnaudBertrand Denmark straits would be an interesting one.

I suspect the real reason for Singapore's opposition to a toll on Hormuz is not some high-minded devotion to international law, but because if it's set as a precedent and a toll were to exist on the Strait of Malacca, it would basically kill their current business model. See, geographically speaking, Malacca runs primarily between Malaysia and Indonesia - Singapore only controls a small stretch at the southeastern exit. Yet currently they capture most of the strait's commercial value through port services, bunkering, and transshipment: it's basically like them having the best "service station" on the world's most popular free highway. What the Hormuz precedent - if established - is all about is the revenge of geography: power given back to the countries that own the road, as opposed to those with the best rest-stop. Fantastic news for Malaysia and Indonesia (which is partly why you're seeing key Malaysian political figures, like Nurul Izzah Anwar, issue a highly unusual rebuke of Singapore over Balakrishnan’s remarks: x.com/amerhadiazmi/s…), but a big threat to a city-state whose entire economy is built on being the best service provider on what's largely someone else's waterway.

@akafaceUS Why you need to change the oil every 300 hours? Surely test the oil for continual use

$8,000 every 300 hours to protect a $6M asset. That boat keeps a lot of people employed.

@tirnaog_09 100% would take him, no brainer.

Rumours abound about Andy Robertson joining Celtic after his contract at Liverpool ends in June. A boyhood Celtic fan, he was released by the club as a youngster, allegedly for being too small. He turned 32 in March & remains a very good footballer. What do we think?

@RaithRovers We've all seen the photos of SS Raith

We are aware of images circulating on social media showing damage caused inside the Wyre Stadium at Firhill by so-called Raith Rovers supporters within our allocation on Sunday. We are appalled by this behaviour and condemn it in the strongest possible terms. We will be speaking with Partick Thistle and the SPFL tomorrow to investigate and identify those involved.

@trueblues1872 It is Livingstone ffs

Hearts fans looking for trouble after dropping points 😂

@thweatt_robert @glcarlstrom Motor ships can use steam on the evaporator instead of jacket water, not ideal if ships not moving though

@glcarlstrom Steam ships make fresh water, heavy fuel ships, which now predominate, cannot.

Tens of thousands of crew are stuck on commercial ships in the Gulf, in increasingly dire conditions: "Freshwater is running out on many ships, so the sailors are using social media and very-high-frequency marine radios to share survival tips and tactics. Some Chinese crew members have filmed themselves collecting condensate from air-conditioning units to shower and wash laundry. Others have taken to fishing over the side of their tankers." "Restocking supplies has become difficult—and expensive.... the going rate for mangos is now $31 for a kilogram, and oranges are $15 a kilogram for about three large pieces of fruit." wsj.com/world/middle-e…

@CallMeJossy @BladeoftheS What happens then, we end up with a lower power factor on the grid? Things get warmer, less efficient? Genuine question

@BladeoftheS My case against renewables is its weak short circuit current capabilites and energy density. Industries generate lots of reactive power and IBRs can't absorb var.

Solar panels work for 40-60 years. Wind Turbines work for 25 years, at which point they only need their blades replacing, 5% of the cost, the actual turbine will last for centuries by which point it will be completely outdated. Fossil fuel defenders only have lies.

@DennisIrwell @paulenglish1961 I dont follow any of them or similar though 🤷‍♂️

@paulenglish1961 @ndjstone Stop following them then. My following feed and lists have none of that crap. Maybe you should learn how to use the app. I've put you on my United list anyway. I'll see if your lowered output increases quality.

Sorry to say I’ve pretty much decided to scale back my posts on this platform. I’m not coming off completely, but my days of spending 4 or 5 hours a day producing posts seen by about 500 people have got to come to an end. I’m fed up on my own feed seeing countless posts about Trump or Elon Musk or random people from the USA who are constantly spouting their MAGA nonsense. For an account that is purely about Manchester United you have got to ask yourself what algorithms is Musk telling his people to inflict on others? I’ve had enough. #MUFC #UTFR #GGMU #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd

@northolt3103 I've had my phone on silent for a few years now

Serious question does anyone else’s wife/partner/etc leave their mobile on silent all the time or is it just mine?? Really fooking annoying 😡😡

@Nitesh805181 Wired you can fall asleep on a plane and dont have to search under the seat

Wired earphones actually making a comeback 🚨 After all that wireless hype, people are going back because : - Sound quality is different (real lossless, no bullshit compression) - No more charging anxiety or dead buds in the middle of nowhere - They just work, no random disconnects - Way cheaper than those fancy AirPods Plus the Y2K nostalgia feels real, everyone's tired of battery drama Even some celebs and Gen Z are rocking with wired earphones again

@Western_Ferries Can you plesee advise on the annual price increase for travel that has just been implemented ?

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