Natasha Simons

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Natasha Simons

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A biped, ungrateful. Ravenclaw with Slytherin rising. "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."

Katılım Şubat 2009
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matt@FM1_3316·
This right here is why I love the figure skating exhibition gala There’s so much more room for artistic freedom than in regular competitions and there’s a chance for skaters to really let loose after it’s all over with Amber served blade x.com/NBCOlympics/st…
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The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo
The person in the DJ booth was just blindly hitting shit because what do you mean Stellan Skarsgard went up to accept his award to Yeah! by Usher
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
It’s a weird experience re-reading A Christmas Carol and realizing some of your favorite lines, like “A life can be made right” and “Life is made up of meetings and partings; that is the way of it” are from The Muppet Christmas Carol and not in the original book at all.
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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
1st things 1st. This cover fucks. Anyway 22 years ago I started a paper route.  Turned it into empire.  Created a lot of fans and enemies along the way. Sold it for 600 milly. Bought it back for a buck. Sometimes life is actually stranger than fiction simonandschuster.com/books/Cancel-M…
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guy online@fellawhomstdve·
entire asylums will have to be built to care for the victims of this tweet
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Stephen Ford
Stephen Ford@StephenSeanFord·
ooh look at me i'm vince gilligan a generational talent who likes to make great fucking shows with my insanely talented friends while i bring jobs to the new mexico film industry for nearly 20 years well anyway here's another banger you're welcome
Apple TV@AppleTV

Join us, Carol. #Pluribus premieres November 7.

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Allen Strickland Williams
Allen Strickland Williams@TotallyAllen·
I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Chris Edwards@OneChrisEdwards·
It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:
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New York Yankees
New York Yankees@Yankees·
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
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ADHD Memes
ADHD Memes@ADHDForReal·
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