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It’s snowing back home and now I am homesick for a town I don’t even like

@iamnoctica Just found out you’re playing a show in Glen Innes and you’ll be sleeping on a floor in some randoms house

What am I smiling about? Wrong answers only.

@moonyeyed Girl, grab the tissues. You’re in for a roller coaster

@akaNorman At this point I am beginning to think she thinks Sydney is the superior city by giving you guys all the best surprise songs

@nedgomg and honestly fair enough

I CANT BELIEVE WE GOT HAUNTED AFTER I DRANK 10 BEERS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

@akaNorman If you get wonderland or our song tomorrow I am going to throw myself into the yarra river

If we get wonderland tomorrow I’m gonna jump off a bridge coz life is done

@jerryblam Okay if you insist

Day 3 of fighting off weird sickness that has been edging me and I have now lost my voice with two days left of being on comms and I want to kms

Merry Christmas, I didn’t get the promotion I was going for and they can’t tell me if I’ll have work starting again in the new year 🤪

@zjfalchin Yeah put me down for something cool please xo

Life is so crazy, I ate popcorn for dinner and they’re literally having a BABY

Can’t believe my friends announced they’re having a baby by hitting up our group chat and simply saying they can’t attend the 2024 beach house hang because they’re giving us another friend to hangout with 😭

Maybe if Virgin got laid just once, they would be more open to being on time (I think I live in Canberra airport now)

@horny4deftones Lmk when you want to go to dog for happy hour on a sunny day x

I need friends to go to the pub with on sunny days, not ones that I have to work hard to even talk to🥲

Sidney Myer Music Bowl is like River Stages annoying little sister in another state, expect the little sister sucks and you somehow keep coming back to hangout even though you know it’s going to be disappointing (and you can’t see shit)

@amyelrad One of my work regulars just moved her cats back from the UK. Want me to ask her about it for you?

Has anyone experienced moving pets overseas? I’m weighing up my options for next year and do not want to traumatise my babies.

Sunday scaries but it’s Tuesday and the second day of event week and your vape just died

@jerryblam Samosa = in the bin, ripe for the picking

Sadness Dadless Combination

I think my local @NandosAUS is taking the piss today. Every time I try order a wrap they’re seemingly just not on the app or on the delivery apps (ub*r, doord*sh) when the delivery fee is $2. However, whenever the fee jumps to $9 they come back on?? Please Nandos, stop edging me

If god is real, why did he let Collingwood win today