Neel Nanda

@TimJDillon @pizzahut You need to condemn Pizza Hut immediately. Please Tim please don’t be silent about pizza hut’s war crimes.

This is fucking disgusting @pizzahut I can’t believe I used to eat here everyday

@JennyJohnsonHi5 I was just there/ did a show there. DM me I’ll help you get some stage time / got great food recs

Do I have any followers in Savannah, GA? I’m going there this weekend with my sister, mom and aunt. We’re all looking to get laid. Any recommendations of places to go or things to do? Are there comedy clubs there? Btw I was kidding about the laid part, about my sister.

The hilarious @neelnanda is coming to Philly! See him perform live on October 22nd at Punch Line 🎤 Secure your tickets at tinyurl.com/5ax6hmek 🎫

Shakira stays making me reflect on my 6th grade boners… good times #vmas

Why does Nicki Minaj look like she’s on her way to marry Lord Farquod #VMAs

@biniambiz Facts

People need to stop putting tvs above fireplaces. That’s not a natural eyeline

THIS WEEK! ➡️ You've got five chances to see comedian, actor, and writer @neelnanda live at @americancomco! Click to check out showtimes and win some tickets! t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/50092

@redheadheidi Damn Chicago has changed v

@neelnanda yes yes it did.

wait i said “hey what up just looking for my homegirl” and this bouncer said “how many other black colloquialisms are you gonna say at me?” i was like love i’m from california and this is how i speak. what a time to be alive.

You know a Mexican restaurant is 🔥 if their bathroom smells like Mexico

Dallas I'm @HyenasComedy @HyenasDFW with @ralphbarbosa03 @ericbcomedy & more this week. Do not miss these shows!

@Mini_Tradez Facts

Chicken Tikka for iftar Desi food is the best

@Reese10Angel 🐐

i’m only a sophomore 🤣

I understand the opinion that talking about Reese and Clark’s taunts takes away from the focus on advancing women’s basketball, but I think the undeniable example of racism is a much more important topic at hand in this situation and can’t be ignored. It’s bigger than basketball

@redheadheidi Naww I’m at airport

am i the only one awake right now?

@RiversLangley @biniambiz @LukeFJensen I’m down Crenshaw theater round 2

@biniambiz @neelnanda @LukeFJensen At any rate, we should all go see a movie together at some point because I miss y’all and weird shit happens when we do! 😆

I was watching ‘Skyfall’ with @BiniamBiz and @NeelNanda back in the day. James Bond is chasing a guy on top of a train when he kinda slips and falls for a second. A guy yells out “I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA FALL RUNNING IN THOSE DRESS SHOES!”. One of my favorite movie memories.

@biniambiz @RiversLangley I think it was Andrew Lopez with us not you lol

@RiversLangley @neelnanda Wow I have no memory of this

Stamptown is back in LA tonight at The Bourbon Room at 8:00pm Special magic set from @BJMcElhaney 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…

Less than a week until Stamptown returns to Los Angeles folks 🌴 Featuring a VERY special performance from @BJMcElhaney that we can’t wait to show you ✨ 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…

Stamptown back in LA next Thursday and the lineup is absolutely epic (duh) Last 12 shows in LA have sold out so if you wanna come I’d buy them now @BJMcElhaney said he’s going to do something crazy never done before!! 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/stamptow…