Grumpy old woman 🇬🇧

@TaraBull I hope he checked that cake for dowels as they can take an eye out any large or two tiered cake is likely to have dowels. From the look on her face ‘mr cool uncle’ just got taken from the cool list to the ‘never invite again’ list

15 year old has her birthday cake smashed into her face, immediately burst into tears

@dr_olayideh Actually the best way o get a dog to let go is to grab its collar, pull up and twist to cut off its oxygen. It’ll either let go or pass out and let go. Raising its back legs can actually make it grip harder or start shaking its head and tearing flesh

If you ever find yourself in this situation, here are steps you should take: 1. Stay calm. Panicking makes the dog more aggressive. Don’t try to yank the dog off it can worsen the bite. 2. Don’t grab the dog’s collar or pull the victim. This can make the dog clamp down harder.

@AprilSpark1890 These idiots need to learn that if you invade someone’s personal space (normally an arms reach) that person can legally put hands on you to remove you from their space (as it’s assault if they feel threatened in any way)

💥😁Confronting ANTIFA.😁💥 🇺🇸💪🏼“Your rights end where my rights begin.”💪🏼🇺🇸

@tweetsofWIZARD @damone_mike That’s a song I’ve picked for my funeral. It’s so good

Warren Zevon on Lawrence Welk in ‘81. He was NOT invited back…

@Alphafox78 It’s a cycling pad. In darker outfits it makes it look like the woman has a penis. If this is a triathlon (no need for it otherwise) then the pad is really really needed

@Emilio2763 I truly believe some people have no concept of 5 minutes ago and 5 minutes in the future. They can only see the now & right now she ‘didnt do nuffin’ as she has no thoughts of the past as if it didn’t exist

“I Didn’t Do Anything”… (2/2$

“I Didn’t Do Anything”… (1/2)

@charliekirk11 Sending prayers from the UK. Sad to say saw this coming & surprised it took this long as the woke left are effing loony & will happily shoot someone for wanting an honest debate

@Born2Ball_302 @f_c_utd @crazycopvideos He told her. He said he stopped her as her license had shown as expired.

@f_c_utd @crazycopvideos Bc she had no idea why he was even pulling her over. That’s why the cop escalated the situation. He failed to state why (PC for the stop) so she wasn’t sure why he was trying to identify her. He’s the professional, therefore the burden is on him to control/de escalate things.

@TolkienWorldG Sorry but he was the king of horror. It’s what he was best known for. Maybe not so much nowadays but it’s what many remember him for

When Sir Christopher Lee humbled a reporter

@ShamashAran I use it all the time. Normally to describe a ‘niggling’ pain in my neck/back/hips etc.

Dealing with leftists: I got yelled at for using the word "niggling" in a meeting. Someone screeched at me for using a "racist word" I then explained the etymology, which is from old english via norway. "Well it sounds bad and makes me uncomfortable." I expect a note from HR soon. This'll be fun.

@davecrossx Punk was also against being told what to say or think which is what trans activists want to do. They insist we agree they’ve changed sex and change our beliefs and speech or else. What happened to individual thinking & FREE not forced expression

Show us you don’t know what punk was in one post… ta da! I wonder what Debbie Harry and Siouxsie, both big supporters of trans rights would say!

@Sorelle_Arduino Don’t get fitted at M&S if that bra is anything to go by as it’s cups are far too big for Euans tiny flat chest

I really do despise this man… M&S really do need to protect their female staff from fetishistic men

@TheOnlyDSC Let’s be real neither of those women are dashing anywhere. A slow waddle maybe but dash? Not a chance

POV: You’re about to dine and dash at Chili’s.

@Inc051 No one said sit on the floor without bending knees so why not just pull out a chair and sit with legs straight?

Sit down without bending your knees.😂🤣

@FFS_WhatNow He really needs to learn how to hem a skirt if he’s going to shorten them as that hem is terrible. Also why is he dressed like he’s a brownie ffs

The lads are scrapping again.

@washghost1 When told I was terminal I cried for one night. I then realised that all that matters is time. Time for family. Time for friends. Time for me. Possessions mean zilch

I feel like this would give a lot of people perspective

@IsabellaMDeLuca Why have half of them taken time to grab their bags. I always thought in an emergency you leave all baggage

Not a single man assisting any women or children. Feminism has created a society of weak and feminine men. Gross.

@TruthCheckingX This is AI. Just look at his feet. AI can never do hands or feet correctly

I can't believe what is happening in Gaza! Why did she eat all the kid's food?

@DreyfusJames @bindelj No wonder if you used mango sorbet & not a good lemon or limoncello sorbet. I’d block that out too. I have heard though that you rather enjoyed the carpet beater & could be heard hollering ‘beat me harder’

My ex-wife @bindelj had a birthday yesterday. I did not forget. I’d blocked it out. You have NO idea of the grisly demands she made upon my exhausted body when we were wed, but it involved crisps, a tub of mango sorbet, some Pledge & a carpet-beater… I now have PTSD…

@tribunaltweets Why are they not bringing up that by LAW under the EA2010 act they could NOT legally allow a bio male into a female changing room unless the room was unisex which it wasn’t. This would shut down their whole case as it was illegal to do so as the Supreme Court recently verified

This is part III of our afternoon coverage of Peggie v NHS Fife & Dr B Upton.