Justin H

@Bumblinbeee Dance around while looking cute as hell seems like a solid plan.

idk bro it’s the first two days off I’ve had in a month what do I even do with myself?

@LennieBellz Cereal, my prescriptions and my OG Snarl Transformer

@jlange39 @SeeRacists

@SeeRacists 😆 😆

🚨🚨 Breaking: A woman in Muskegon Heights, Michigan has gone viral after she managed to wiggle her way out of a police cruiser window while fully handcuffed and took off running down the street. Bystander and bodycam footage shows her squeezing through the back window as officers were just steps away — she hit the ground running and disappeared before they even realized she was gone.

@GenuinelyJodi I got shingles a month ago, but it was on my leg. It sucks no matter where it lands.

Well, the good news is my fever from the flu finally broke. The bad news is I have shingles now. By my eye. It hurts like a motherfucker. I’m a mess. 😂

Gm ☀️☕ Happy Friday! 🥳

Scale of 1-10, how bad would this tattoo hurt

@MrJamesMay @NoContextBrits

@NoContextBrits We covered this on TG. It’s a town on the River Penis.

How do you pronounce this?

@Bumblinbeee I went back to college in 2014 at 41. I laughed to myself that my calculator was older than everyone in the room.

Learned a few of the lil nuggets in my class were born the year I graduated high school and yall. The fuckin cackle I let out 😂😂😂

@NotReallyStacy youtu.be/1saSrbcdgg4?si…

Time to get on the yoga ball. Post music for me to bounce to! 👇🙏

I'm in charge of buying a present for one of my daughter's friends and I'm thinking hand towels. Kids like hand towels right?

I can't believe Trump is showing the world his two sex robots.

When did you first start fapping to me?

I laughed WAY too hard at this 😂😂😂💀

@SirJeremyLondon @landofthe80s @TheRealDudja And Old Style beer

@landofthe80s @TheRealDudja Cigarettes

Putting Republicans in charge means endless wars in the Middle East, plus longer lines at soup kitchens, food banks, and airports here at home. Aren’t you tired of being warned about what exactly will happen when you vote for these clowns?

@Bumblinbeee We had ice/snow Sunday night into Monday morning and below zero wind chills when I went to work. Now it's 90 and I've got the grill going.

90° in March is awful holy fuck. This is usually our snowiest month

@LiddleSavages Or a teen beauty pageant

Putting Netanyahu on the “Board of Peace” is like putting Epstein and Trump in charge of a daycare.

Hello Gen X my old friends, I’ve come to say your mom again.