neil ✨

I was ahead of the curve tbh

The single most powerful image ever captured

Honey, honey, get out the fine glassware. We have company.

guy hearing about the mcdonald's happy meal for the first time: [eyes welling up with tears] a happy meal. i think i'd like that. i'd like that very much

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Good Morning

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Baristas are essentially doing guard labour… they are there to supervise your payment for coffee… actually making it only takes a few seconds and could be done by yourself if the equipment and supplies were provided within a gift economy

this tweet changed my entire outlook on life

@CrazyHatLaydee @Pcheffernan

Engaged sure has a nice ring to it ❤️ all of the feels! I'm only too lucky to have him! ✨

bringing my emotional support ant to the strip club

I want to get my roomba drunk as fuck but i cant

w-what time is it? oh, uhh...😳💦