Neil Kite ❤️💙🏆

Take it away, Hendo x

@FabrizioRomano He misses more tbh an he scores! Not bothered if he leaves

🚨❌ More on Jean Philippe Mateta and his plans after exclusive story on request to leave Palace. Mateta has already informed the club that he does not want to move to Saudi Pro League. Clear plans: Premier League or Serie A.

@BobbyManzi Get him out now

Oliver Glasner confirms he will leave Crystal Palace at the end of the season. #CPFC

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@fesshole This is depression

Mid-50s. Recently inherited enough money to be mortgage-free and not work again, but not enough for Ferraris etc. I've had to make a diary with a "to-do" each day, else I just sit all day and doomscroll. Not sure if I'm happy or not overall.

@_LORD_SNOT_ @HLTCO Right though wasn’t I!

Woke up and immediately turned on the cricket. Christ.

@HLTCO Not really, our bowling got us out of jail. Won’t get away with batting like that consistently

@HLTCO Bazball won’t work in Australia. Throwing wickets away, gonna be all out after 35 overs is criminal

@HLTCO And another!

I could have gone early here. Mrs just waved me back in from my office to tell me Smith had gone. AHAHAHAA!!! Apologies if the pods are a few minutes late.

@piersmorgan You backed them!

The devastating Covid report confirms what many of us said at the time: when challenged by the worst global health emergency in 100yrs, Britain was led by a bunch of clueless, incompetent, complacent clods whose appalling decision-making cost 1000s of lives. Shame on them all.

@wilfriedzaha @HC15OnTour Zaha….ohhhh yeeesssss ❤️💙❤️💙

One from the archives... 🎥 #CPFC

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst: - The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired - The Queen of England died - COVID hit - 2 national lockdowns - Russia invaded Ukraine - Abramovic sold Chelsea - John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace - Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Palace won the FA cup and community shield - Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or - Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again - Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One - Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times - Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times - The AI boom - Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice - Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors - Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times - Watford have had 14 managers - Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again - Southampton lost 9-0 twice - Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga - Elon Musk bought Twitter - OceanGate submarine imploded - Apple have released 8 new iPhones - Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

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If I become Chancellor, I will not raise taxes on working people. That is my promise to you.

@UKLabour I will not comply

Digital ID will make your life easier.

@Keir_Starmer No thanks

It’s frustrating having to rummage around in a drawer, looking for an old electricity bill just to open a new bank account. Digital ID will make our lives easier.

@BBCMOTD Those ribbons should be red and blue

The FA Cup first round has been drawn 🏆 Any possible upsets here? 🤔

British Jews don’t strap bombs to ourselves and blow up kids at concerts. British Jews don’t drive cars into civilians or police before getting out to stab them. British Jews don’t blow ourselves up on the London Underground. British Jews don’t detonate ourselves on Central London buses. British Jews don’t strap knives to our wrists and rampage through London’s markets massacring revellers. British Jews don’t hack British soldiers head’s off on our streets. British Jews don’t drive Jeeps loaded with propane canisters into Glasgow Airport. British Jews don’t stab people at Victoria station while shouting Jewish slogans. British Jews don’t stab multiple people in Forbury Gardens while shouting “God is Great” British Jews don’t stab MPs during constituency surgeries. British Jews don’t detonate homemade bombs in taxis near Women’s Hospitals. We love being British. It’s why we’re told from a young age that we’re British Jews. Not Jewish Brits. Our marches wave Union flags. We say a prayer for the King and Royal Family in our sabbath services and religious festivals. We sing God Save The King at our weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs. UK society has been gaslit. You’re looking in the wrong direction.

Palace amazing, Forest Karma.