Neil McNiffe

Met @tofffans today in Verbier. What a lovely young lady. Was very chatty and didn't mind me disturbing her lunch at all.

@ChrisEvans Tracey Ullman is a pain in the ar$3! #DesperateForAttention

@GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100 A very small drop of milk in 1st and then let bag stew for 5mins. #YorkshireTeaIsTheBest

We're talking tea this morning! So how do you make a good cuppa? ＠piersmorgan and @susannareid100 say you have to put the milk in first. Do you agree?

@karren_brady Perhaps u shud b putting all ure effort into running WHUFC instead of pouncing around on tv? I give it a year until WHUFC are in the Championship! #JustSaying

15mins until my new show Give it a Year starts on ITV, hope you watch it and hope you enjoy it!

Just heard #HKane is appealling to the FA so he can claim the late drop goal that Sam Tomkins scored to beat Leeds Rhinos last nite in the Super League. Apparently he was touching his telly the moment it was scored! #SadandDesperate

@ScuderiaFerrari @ScuderiaFerrari are u takin the pi$$? Vet clearly to blame. Risky move from Vet that didn't pay off at all. #hammie

@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton @F1 @MercedesBenz @MercedesAMG Congrats Hammie. #machine #69 #champion

@nico_rosberg @fosgoodwood @F1 @MercedesAMGF1 @nico_rosberg retired from f1 to spend more time with fam? Seen u @ most gp's and gw. Were handed f1 title n knew it wouldn't happen again.

@MBrundleF1 Beginning of the end for Alonso?

@karren_brady rather than sat looking sour faced on #TheApprentice perhaps u shud concentrate on sorting ure shite football club out!!

@piersmorgan @thebodycoach Morgan you're a complete cock. How n why you're on the telly is a complete mystery. Embarrassing.

@skigrahambell when does #skisunday start?

@nico_rosberg you're a disgrace and a cheat. #Lewishamilton FOUR times world champion.

@WayneRooney why have we not heard from u since Monday? Too busy sorting ure holiday? Ure England captain! Disgrace. Pls retire.

@piersmorgan @KP24 @BigBashLeague hopefully he'll never play for England again. #NotATeamPlayer

@piersmorgan @KP24 kp is a Dick. not a team player, thinks its all about him. Bats for himself not 4 team. #WantsToBeTheBigIAm

@Lord_Sugar can u pls tell me why all the candidates are wearing scarfs when the get "Fired" from the process? #scarfs

@officialtulisa u are a waste of space....Jog on love. #cokehead #talentless

@Radio5live 2 reasons I will not vote labour. Ed Balls and Ed Miliband. Absolute joke.

Radio5live pls ask Chiles 2 stop clicking his mouse while pple r talking. It's annoying n it seem he's doing other things n nt listening.