Nell Barf

"Ready for some football?"

#glamchamp Madame de @E_Z_barf #wagonwheelfair #puyallupfair

@greysonberkley done. I'm metering my food vs ride ratio like a pro.

I'll eat some strawberry shortcake for you @partyw1tch & @greysonberkley, but can't make any promises about fried butter. #wagonwheelfair

When you're layin' in your basement, wonderin' why you don't own more George Thorogood albums, other great ideas just flood in, you guys.

Gonna rock this fair. It's gonna rock us right back. Bring it, #carnies. @Wesbarf @E_Z_barf @laurenephriam #wagonwheelfair

Last meeting at the old space!

Game over. #sisterwife pecking order established.

We're playing the entire deck of black cards. #reprobatecardgame #cardsagainsthumanity

Live tweeting our game now. Fuck the world. #emo #morriseysvagina

Pretty self-explanatory

Game night with the #alphawife and the 3 #sisterwives

Ppl and their know-it-all attitudes are soooooo dumb.

Damn, first prostos drug @DadBoner and now this: huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/app… No tellin' what the 'Bees'll do next.

Ric Flair for President, 2012. Or Springsteen/Seger, 2012. Either one rocks. Get out and vote, you guys.

Preopened all the road food I just bought bc I'm about to get on the freeway. It's like I'm mothering myself. #goodbyebham

Wanna give a "finger gun salute & ease down the shades" to all the carnal babes from coast to coast right now, you guys.

Why the fuck did I floss this morning? Now I just have sore teeth. #pointlessdentalcare

Really practicing my diplomacy skills here, you guys. Think I'm winnin 'em over, all Bond girl style.