Nelson D’ Plug

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Nelson D’ Plug

@nelsonmediaplug

not all my posts will make you happy and it’s fine. COO @bookitfest || Entrepreneur || FX 📊 || Degen || IG: https://t.co/gTV82tIhSK

your mind Katılım Ağustos 2021

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@heisntdio Na wa. Na so other countries dey treat their native players?

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Dio 🇳🇬@heisntdio·12h

Lost the ucl, entered a plane straight to naij the next day to be putting on big chains and driving expensive cars around lagos. He’s definitely not Barca material

DavidoPolice@DavidoPolice

Wetin our WORLD BEST wear for neck so?😭😂

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@dodobabs_ jokes on you

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@shezzzz_weird @wet_nipples1 lol.

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cici💛@shezzzz_weird·22h

Nobody begs for preek offline sha..

Palmer10@PalmerErrandboy

Drag us online, beg for preek offline

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Nelson D’ Plug@nelsonmediaplug·1d

@clipfullyloaded @kiaracasss 🐐

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clippa twitta@clipfullyloaded·1d

@kiaracasss “Look feds i even tweeted about it”

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@InvertTheWing Salah has not met the henry assist metric. Let sleeping dogs lie.

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B.@InvertTheWing·1d

Mo Salah is the 2nd greatest Premier League player of all time. Last season put him above Henry. Not a single metric Henry has above him after that. Not individual accolades, not trophies, not statistics. De Bruyne is still 1st.

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@BIG_MVR I go loose all my baddies if I post this 😭

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MVR💔😈@BIG_MVR·1d

What part of my lifestyle makes a perfume seller think she can bag me??😭😂

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BETFUSE@BETFUSE1·1d

Get your bag up girl... You don't see rich girls bothered about this.

mercy💕💕💕@mercy_ninian

This trend is pissing me off like mad

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@BETFUSE1 @EngineerT28 Real

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Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·1d

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.

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ᜰ@socetyhatesjay·1d

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before

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Nelson D’ Plug@nelsonmediaplug·1d

Take offense for all I care cause you’re an absolute fool and a puppet if you don’t get a voters card to vote next year because you feel your vote won’t count. That’s what the status quo’s want you to think and you’re playing right into their hands.

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Nelson D’ Plug@nelsonmediaplug·1d

Definitely suing her for attempted murder

Extraordinary Ustaz 👳🏾‍♂️📿@bapphah

Armed robbers broke into a house, stole money & everything valuable. After they were done, they handed the homeowner a gun & told him to shoot his wife. The man took the gun & paused, reflecting on all the love & kindness they had shared over the years. He then handed the gun back to the robbers, saying he couldn’t do it. The leader of the robbers then gave the gun to the wife & told her to shoot her husband. Without hesitation, she aimed straight at his head and pulled the trigger, but the gun wasn’t loaded. The robbers took back the gun and left the house, leaving the couple in shock. If you were the husband, what would you do?

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@TheRealCEOAmber @abazwhyllzz Same here.

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Amber 😘💋@TheRealCEOAmber·1d

@abazwhyllzz I used 98,550 to full mine and it’s in half tank now. V6 engine no be anybody mate

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𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫@abazwhyllzz·1d

I did some quick maths. 1. Fuel tank capacity is 50 liters. 2. Petrol cost is ₦1400 per liter. 3. Costs ₦1400 * 50 to fill your tank (₦70,000). 4. Assume you use a full tank in a week, that's ₦280,000 per month.😳

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@Gen_Buhar God go punish you

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June12 Mandate@Gen_Buhar·2d

Fuel is now $4 in Australia. Is not even up to $1 in Nigeria.

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@_yxan14 Real. I felt like the world was over after that game.

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yoan@_yxan14·3d

I felt worse after Wolves ngl

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hoshi🇬🇪@hoshi_aa·2d

"Boss Messi scored another free kick" "Fuuckk, make up a new name and put a brazil flag next to it" "Okay okay... "John freekickinho🇧🇷 82"" "Perfect"

Anamnesis del fútbol@AnamnesisF

Players with the most direct free kick goals in official games: 78 Marcelinho 🇧🇷 74 Jair Rosa Pinto 🇧🇷 74 Dinamite 🇧🇷 72 Juninho 🇧🇷 71 Messi 🇦🇷 🆕️ 68 Assunção 🇧🇷 67 Mihajlović 🇷🇸 65 Aravena 🇨🇱 63 Cristiano 🇵🇹 62 Zico 🇧🇷 Criteria IFFHS

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Nelson D’ Plug@nelsonmediaplug·2d

@Phatbabeluuu Just be a decent human being

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OLUCHI ( you have no funder)@Phatbabeluuu·2d

This obsession with respect in Nigeria really irritates me.

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@holardamolar So with ur sense Arsenal cornered their way to 1st? Lol

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DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞@holardamolar·3d

If no b league way don spoil, you want corner your way to titles😂😂 No creativity, no particular attacking individual quality or spontaneous team brilliance on display consistently Just corners and bully ball playing. Fvck off!

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@theboyisgreat @AbroadAchieve Amen.

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Olusegun Bakare𓃵@theboyisgreat·4d

To every Pastor that was involved in that occupy Nigeria protest and are now asking their congragetion to pray.. May devil take you all one after the other..

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@__SakaSZN Some players are very funny. Rage baiting an entire fanbase doesn’t always end well.

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