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Nelthedon

@nelsonsiore

Katılım Nisan 2012
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Nelthedon
Nelthedon@nelsonsiore·
@MissKwegah1 That phase where U have to be 'eternally' present in your biz is so crucial for U to gain a deep understanding of all aspects of the biz. Skip that stage and your biz will be a playground for rowdy employees.
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Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪
If your business cannot survive without you for 6 mounts then it’s not a business. It’s self employment. Most of us are here on self employment with a goal of being entrepreneurs. But let’s keep going.
Lennox Omondi@_lennoxomondi

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month. Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive. Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually. Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues. Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
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Nelthedon
Nelthedon@nelsonsiore·
@lincentochieng @mbiti_mwondi Well...I can't fully understand his situation. But ..in my take, nothing should have a higher purpose in life..higher than family..and it should be from within.
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Lincentochieng
Lincentochieng@lincentochieng·
@nelsonsiore @mbiti_mwondi Bro, people value things differently. In those chats he clearly said he was ready to lose his job, but betraying his family is what truly broke him. You’re probably speaking from a distance because you haven’t felt that kind of pressure yet.
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Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi·
The normal average person thinks Nick the Nigerian CEO who headed many top companies killed himself because of that lady’s blackmail,those who like thinking beyond the surface value know why the guy probably killer himself and why the lady was used as a scapegoat in those conversations. When you become that big and successful especially for an African man,having a child with a side chick isn’t a reason enough for you to kill yourself. Those messages were leaked intentionally with the consent of that CEO,you’re daft if you think such a successful man cannot tame a mere side chick. Think deeper and you’ll understand the probable cause of his death! I think I should write a book on the Psychology of Homicide and Suicides in our setting!
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Mariam
Mariam@WairimuMariam·
I get why men buy sex, but where do you get the audacity to refuse to pay after getting the service? Imagine dodging payment and ending up beaten like a burukenge because you are a poor pourer. 🙄🙄
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Nelthedon
Nelthedon@nelsonsiore·
@joemiano30 @SPjnr Even if it means getting home past 11pm and leaving home @ 4am. Hell No!
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The Whisperer
The Whisperer@joemiano30·
@SPjnr As long as he is guaranteed 30k+ in savings from the 70k, he says he is good.
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The Whisperer
The Whisperer@joemiano30·
So this guy is earning a net salary of Ksh. 70k in Nairobi. He lives in Kagio, Kirinyaga which is 2hr away to get to Nairobi. He lives in a two bedroom of Ksh. 8500. He literally travels everyday to Nairobi and back. He pays 8 months worth of rent! Brains or is it too much?
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Nelthedon
Nelthedon@nelsonsiore·
@Web3Kenya @joemiano30 Nishai kujipata kwa situation kama hii ..U realize, add rent plus fare and ur better off staying karibu na tao.
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Web3 Kenya🇰🇪
Web3 Kenya🇰🇪@Web3Kenya·
@joemiano30 Najua fare ni kama 10K hivi per month 😅 Si akae tu kwa studio ama bedsitter in Kiambu ama Thika road
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Peterkin
Peterkin@peterkinnzomo·
@Austo_OG 10k rent 10k fare 9k shopping and food 1k savings for GLE
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B.I.G@Austo_OG·
What's this obsession ya kenyan companies na 30k😂🚮
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AndyJnr ° Umaru 
AndyJnr ° Umaru @AndyjnrUmaru·
Please Mention an item you want so badly but, due to funds, you can't afford it. Someone might surprise you today in the comments. A closed mouth is a closed destiny. 🤲🏾🤷‍♀️🥺
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Nyakoe Caleb
Nyakoe Caleb@itsnyakoecaleb·
@tqjiri Rents in Nairobi are prohibitive. 3500 can't get you even an iron-sheet shack. We live once. Your supposed next life is just an abstract dream.
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The Sustainable Chef.
I don't live in Nairobi,my salary is almost thrice this amount and I stay in a 3500 bedsitter. The moment you realize you can't be making other people rich out here by paying for certain things you'll be free. I see people paying 30%-50% of their salaries in rent for what?
MichelleNamazzi@MiNamazzi

@wakilimstaafu Average salary in Nairobi is like 50k. You're telling people that they should not live in a house that goes for more than 4k.

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The Jester
The Jester@TheJesterhahaha·
@TheAbojani 1 million please . If his Chef, driver, body guards etc who spent countless hours with him have not left the block yet, who am I?
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Baba Salma
Baba Salma@AgainstWeaves·
@MiNamazzi @wakilimstaafu TBF, the global average is $1,500 PPP, so the average Kenyan is on poverty wages. To be financially secure on poverty wages you'd need to do extreme things (like live in a 5k rental house)
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Pabló Escobar
Pabló Escobar@ed_kemboi·
You want us to cancel Ombachi and Bien na mumejazana Embassy za wakoloni mkitafta Visa?
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Magentaa-X
Magentaa-X@patmu7·
@VictorNyakund10 These are people you cannot advise especially if they got that job when young. In my 20s , if you advised me to put my money on returns of 10-15% per annum, would have dismissed you . Troubles teach you more than financial advisors ever will
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Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪
Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪@VictorNyakund10·
Earning 180K net and paying half of it on rent to signal status. Sometimes, it is not an income problem, it's a spending problem. Assume he has been paying 90K for 5yrs. That is a whooping 5.4M spent on rent alone. If he swallowed his pride and rented a 40K apartment which is still decent and save 50K monthly, he could have saved 3M over years plus any accrued interest payments could make it Ksh4M. Financial illiteracy is costly in the wrong run!
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Guka Wa Gītangwanyī
Guka Wa Gītangwanyī@dope_buoyy·
@polo_kimanii @_jambaqaSnr Kuna mwingine Njoro babake ni old money from a kacenter called Teret. Manzi huwa anamix kikale na the European language kama sheng buana. Kuna siku nilijaribu kuongelesha yeye akaniuliza kama niko na kichwa mzuri alafu akaingia Landcruiser.
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
There is a specific demographic of Kalenjin ladies you will never lay your eyes on your entire life if you’re poor. They have dark sharp eyes,an african soft shinny skin,chocolate lips that are always moist,and a british accent that immediately disappears when she starts speaking in kalenjin. Hawa sasa, they are Daughters of government looters,conmen,Activists and ‘Businessmen’ which basically means their fathers did big tenders with governments and parastatal managers. Hawa hutai waona Moi avenue kwenye nyinyi Walalahoi huwa mnafurika monday asubuhi kununua wigs fake huko Dubois Hawa wanakuanga kama kumbi kumbi bwana. They only come out when theres rain. You can only find them in private concerts where they’re playing that vuvuzela called Saxophone, or in private weddings. Some of them have never even set foot in town. Ni mungu ata alisaidia tukaandamana 2024 hapo ndio tulipatana na kadhaa. And they’re stunningly beautiful. Shida inakuanga ni hawaoani ovyo ovyo. Hawa ni wa arranged marriages. Ukijaribu ijulikane unatumia yeye message kutoka kawangware unatumiangwa DCI,anakwambia ubadilishe namba ama ubadilishe nchi,chaguo ni lako. Their parents are goons! Hawa wanaonanga wenyewe kwa wenyewe. Mtoto ya Gideon moi inaoa msichana ya Chirchir. Mtapendania mbele. Ni mungu atusaidie tupate pesa tuwache kupigania warembo walisoma na bursary bwana. Angalau tukuwe na class. Khabusie!
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Nelthedon
Nelthedon@nelsonsiore·
@xysist Indeed. Without assets, log book nor formal employment (payslip), Sacco's are the only place U can access substancial loan amounts. Its a good starting point for the majority. Scale up slowly then divest to other areas.
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Cerebral Assassin
Cerebral Assassin@xysist·
Saccos are for middle and lower middle class people. If you’re rich , you can easily put your money in riskier ventures Share capital argument is lame no one forces you to put your money there. You can put all your money in the deposit account which earns a decent 12% If you’re middle class or close to that, Saccos will always work. I always advise my friends to always start with a Sacco when building your portfolio. After you reach a certain threshold you can diversify to other assets.
Nyakundi Junior🇰🇪@VictorNyakund10

I am not against SACCOs. They work well for many people, especially those seeking disciplined savings, dividend income, and access to relatively affordable credit. However, personally, I have never been a strong fan of the SACCO model in Kenya and I have never joined any! Here is why: 1.Why should I write a withdrawal letter and wait 60 days or more just to access my own savings? Most SACCOs impose notice periods before refunds are processed, especially for non-withdrawable deposits. While this is meant to protect liquidity and the stability of the SACCO, it significantly reduces financial flexibility for members. 2.Why is it that if I accumulate share capital worth Ksh 1 million, I may not freely access it unless another member agrees to buy or transfer the shares from me?Why can't I sell them or why can't the sacco pay me and absorb them? Unfortunately, in many SACCOs, share capital forms part of the institution’s permanent/core capital and is generally non-withdrawable. In most cases, it can only be transferred or sold to another member upon exit. 3.Why should I borrow “cheap loans” against my own savings instead of simply withdrawing my savings? The SACCO model is designed around leveraging deposits to create access to credit rather than allowing unrestricted withdrawals. This works well for members who want long-term disciplined savings and credit access, but for liquidity-focused investors, it may feel inefficient. Why do I need guarantors to borrow money that is already secured by my own deposits? Many SACCOs require guarantors because loans are issued based on cooperative risk-sharing principles. Members often qualify for loans worth two to three times their deposits, and guarantors act as additional security to protect the SACCO from defaults. From a purely liquidity and capital-efficiency perspective, it may not always make financial sense to pay interest on a Ksh 300,000 loan when you already have Ksh 600,000 locked in deposits that are not easily accessible

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Kgoshi Ya Lebowa@Mothematiks·
Arresting a drug dealer in the favelas 😀🤣
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MichelleNamazzi@MiNamazzi·
@MihrThakar Which is this conservative investment vehicle that's guaranteed to give you 10% net for 30 years straight?
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Mihr Thakar
Mihr Thakar@MihrThakar·
If you are 30 years old earning a 50,000 salary in Kenya, you can have an easy KES 22.6 MILLION or more by age 60 if you decide to. Sth which most people 50+ are not close to having. That is a passive income of KES 188,333 per month at able age of 50 or 60 How? you ask...🧵
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MNYIKA
MNYIKA@Mnyika_1·
@2FourMax Kileleshwa nini ilimpeleka
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MNYIKA
MNYIKA@Mnyika_1·
This Murang'a University student who finished her final year student exam and later died mysteriously at an apartment in Kileleshwa. The biggest question I have heard from Kenyans is " What was she doing in Kileleshwa with all the evils we have heard from that place" Her videos 👇
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Mihr Thakar
Mihr Thakar@MihrThakar·
As a young CIA Agent, pretending to be a hobby fisherman but actually mapping the pathways of drug boats.
I. Cox@IanECox

Mwanangu.

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