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I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

Watch Falcon 9 launch the Turksat 5A mission → spacex.com/launches twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@rachelparris I'm real!

@WilliamShatner I'm good thanks Bill. How are you? Shouldn't you be asleep at this time?

So how is everyone doing?

@SpaceX @elonmusk @AstroBehnken @Astro_Doug Best of luck for today.

.@AstroBehnken and @Astro_Doug arrive at historic Launch Complex 39A → spacex.com/launches

Stay. At. Home. That means you, too, spring breakers.

@WilliamShatner You guys took my young mind on journeys across the universe. RIP Spock.

5 years. 😔

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

@rickygervais just seen you in Switzerland, had a great night. Cheers 👍

@DaveLeeBBC Good luck for the new job Dave.

@BercowSweary I will miss you sweary one. Hopefully the new speaker will also be able to keep those twats in order too.

FUCK YOU ALL. I'M OFF.

@Kathbum Sorry to read about your experience with a burglar. I hope you have those scripts backed up somewhere now.

Is there a way to circulate this foreshadowing ring around pawn shops that the masked man stole before he was tackled into the street?

@528studio307 hi Kelly, i just saw your story on the BBC about your student loan situation. İt's shocking the amount of debt that people carry these days. İ hope your situation gets reviewed, and you can keep following your passion as an educator. Best of luck.

@ruskin147 Rory, sorry to hear you are unwell. I hope you can get your symptoms under control.

A couple of people have noticed my hand shaking in my live 5G broadcast today. So seems a good time to reveal that I’ve recently been diagnosed with Parkinson’s. I’m getting good treatment and the symptoms are mild right now - so I’m carrying on as normal. Onwards and upwards!

@TomChatfield @BBC_Future A great read. I hope we manage to mange the future. Time is running for us to solve our issues before we damage our home beyond repair.

"We have introduced something exponential into the equations of planetary time – and that something is technology." Me for @BBC_Future taking a very, very long view of tech. bbc.com/future/story/2…

@Nigel_Farage You are completely ignoring the house of lords, the people didn't elect them.

After Brexit we will be free of unelected, arrogant bullies like you and run our own country. Sounds more like heaven to me.

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Fox News segments and then asked it to write a Fox News segment of its own. Here is the first page.

In English politics the Right is basically just the Tories (Forget UKIP). The Left is split between the Greens, Lib Dems and Labour. Our winner-takes-all system means that, despite more people voting for parties on the Left, we have a PM/Government on the Right. Seem fair to you?

@swearclock B

Vote A, B or C For The Greatest Fucking Swear It's 8:30PM A: "Titwank" B: "Donald Trump's Face Looks Like My Gonads" C: "16 Inch Meat Feast"

People saying "what's the point in protesting Trump in the UK"... We're not trying to change his mind. His words creep into all of our news cycles, all of our conversations... We're just taking the opportunity to say something back. Namely we think he's unacceptable #TrumpUKVisit