Clouded Bleppard

pisces are sort of scary because they carry a lot of spiritual influence & power. they’re very tapped in. but they make themselves seem so non-threatening. it’s like a venus flytrap or something. they want you to put your finger between their teeth so they can bite

If you hear a sound like a fat naked man sliding down a greasy pole, you're probably in the presence of our beautiful national symbol.

@anjietida thanks

I’m so happy for the 50 women in the whole world that cum from penetrative sex tbh

@astrogeanie nahh dog it was beltane, we were burning shit and sharing whiskey with the gods <3

Capricorn, Pisces , Taurus, Sagittarius Stay sober

so being dipshit smitten with two women means sometimes you're crying your eyes shut getting it in stereo But it also means sometimes you wake up the next morning to slow jazz while the most enchanting creature dances around the kitchen No light w/o shadows is all I'm sayin

@empressatlantis she loves me, god help me

Hello I cannot sleep can you tell me what your full moon epiphany is ? It’s an emergency thank you

@shawtyastrology Libra rising. It came in on such a high note and then I limped out on such a low one.

what's your RISING SIGN in astrology & how was the month of april for you? 🌸👀 was april a GREAT month, an okay month, or a BAD month for you? 🤔

@MindBodyBronx god the ONE time I dated another Taurus it ended so badly I flamed and blocked his ass right before I knew he had to go to work pettiest breakup I've ever done lmao

I find often when you date your own sign it’s something you need to learn about yourself personally Also depends on what house you have that sign ruling

yeah this time it's in the bag, I know who I am and life is wonderful ope yeah this time it's in the bag, I know who I am and life is wonderful ope yeah this time it's in the bag, I know who I am and life is w

@oracleofmurphy serious Vainglorious vibes for sure! 🤩

not beating the secret shapeshifting dragon in human form allegations today

me

@seishans whenever not saying it feels like a lie

Realistically how soon into a relationship do you say I love you

[seeing a dick for the first time] bro ur vaginas all fucked up. Shits wildly inflamed I’m worried about u how u been wiping ?

@venusianqueenn hittin the coast with my girlies :D

My Taurus sistas what we doing for our birthday?

@toxicdoomyurei yeah and it's even better with a vch piercing

just thought of the concept of a pussyjob. like where she uses her pussy to stroke your ding dong. has anyone ever tried this?

brought my children to bingo 🤗

We must not become less of ourselves in the face of annihilation. We must hold to who we are, hold tight to our joys. I came into this world dead, grey and silent. I shall go out strange, full of love and curiosity. I shall go a fully-grown changeling with a kiss on my lips.

this shift in thinking over the course of my lifetime has been so delightful, I spent my 20s married to men who thought the ring meant they owned me

sure sex is great but have you ever watched someone's eyes light up the first time they feel truly loved and considered

@MindBodyBronx LMAO I dreamed my ex called and blurted, "So you just... won, then?" woke up laughing

What have you all been dreaming about this week? Are your dreams more vivid than usual? 💤