liv from the other side 🫧✨

YOU SEE THOSE TUBES UP THERE? THE COLORS AND THE CHEMICAL EQUATIONS ACTUALLY CORRESPOND TO KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND MAYO. THATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE USED TO BE SPONSORED BY MCDONALDS AND THEY JUST DIDNT RETHEME THE PIPES WHEN THEY CHANGED FROM COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION TO DINOSAUR

you should count again, that looks like a lot more than one piece

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I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

went to a gay club and they were playing mania by fall out boy ????😭😭😭

cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you- ???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.” i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card

And I’ve always said that

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.

amphy sits :3

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

i've created a world where mayor mamdani and carl wheezer are best friends

first drag race winner that’s performed in the grinchmas wholiday spectacular babyyyyyyy

my best friend who is 6'2" is coming to visit me next week. i hope he is excited to visit such amazing NYC tourist locations as "the hardware store where i buy fire alarm batteries" and "the air in my apartment where you have to reinstall my fire alarms"

sorry for getting bricked so pathetically easily I just think you’re really cool and I’m kinda obsessed with u and

YOUR SQUIRE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL

Zac Oyama to BLeeM

I’ve never met a sentient mushroom man I didn’t immediately vibe with

everybody so creative