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In less than two business days I get to leave my family for 3 nights to go to a wedding. There'll be new people and small talk, two of, hand over my fucking heart, my FAVOURITE THINGS, and I'm staying in a hotel with a sauna. I am OVERJOYED

@marrowing My kids will eat basically any vegetable if it's in Golden Curry and also so will I

most of the "hidden vegetables" recipes for getting kids to eat veggies just seem like... ways to make them nice?? I don't really like plain steamed vegetables either, why do I need kids to be eating them

The best thing about being on video meetings constantly is watching your face slowly age like the picture of Dorian Gray

@aishamadeit Benadryl hat man ah film

looked up the guy who Steinbeck was going on all those "fishing trips" with around the time of his divorce and --

Oh man fuuuuuuuck this

An immigrant rite of passage is having to interact with your home country government and Feeling Things when you see the gov't coat of arms and branding.

I've been back in the gym the last few months staging a muscle mommy comeback. My listening material of choice? THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. Pretty sure the RAADS-R is not needed at this point, folks, that's peak autistic behavior.

Why is Grok?

Took my ADHD meds and drank a large iced coffee to try to knock out the introduction and methods section of this manuscript and instead just came out of a 90 minute adderall hyperfocus trance where I was in Canva creating a UFO-themed abortion sticker

Man non-preferential voting feels so off the books. What do u mean I just put an 'x' on this poorly printed paper?

The one that brings my husband and I together are straught ahead action movies. We watched 'Heat' together was induced with my youngest. 'Roadhouse' has us by the pubes.

Conor McGregor is fr giving Nic Cage energy in 'Roadhouse.'

Not allowed out of Denmark Hill station due to a police incident. No one is allowed in either. Totally baffling?! #southlondon #denmarkhill

@zoescaman That pressure came despite the fact that I had worsening hypertension that actually resulted in hospital admissions to manage.

@zoescaman Honestly, I think if your gut is telling you an elective c-section is right you need to listen to it. I actually had an elective section planned with my second - but was so intensely pressured by doctors and midwives to 'try' a vaginal birth that I backed out at the last minute

@robynhfrost @zoescaman It happened to me. I was offered a dream role in mat leave and had to basically empty my savings to take it.

@aishamadeit THIIIIIIIIIS. Have a bookmarking system. Learn to love spreadsheets. Actually organise your TikTok saves.

A SUCCULENT JAPANESE MEAL??? THIS IS SHOGUNATE MANIFEST!